Cat 🐈🥗 (D.Burch) ⁠

Couldn't get over the fact that I dropped my toast on the ground this morning and was grumpy all day.

Apparently I'm lack toast intolerant.

Mar 16 at 10:28pmWeb
Show threadComrade WeezMar 16
@catsalad do people who are missing parts of their feet bug you? #lacktoesintolerant
Show threadBirchensteinMar 16
@catsalad You didn’t invoke the 5 second rule? It still counts, even if the toast fell butter-side down.
Show threadwilMar 16
@catsalad who isn't?
Show threadThom, exceedingly pureMar 17
@catsalad
Show threadNewtMar 17

@catsalad

Not mad. Just disappointed.

Show threadMikeHMar 17
@catsalad
Show threadStefan EissingMar 17
@catsalad 🙈
I‘m post toaster syndrome.