"Your parcel has been delivered!"

Back to the sender. -_-

Ugh. They've reposted it with UPS.

*prepares for another customs battle*

'Ship to $hometown GB'

Oh, this is not going to be easy.

Yesterday; parcel arrived Dublin.

Me; oh wow, this is great, will be here in no time.

Today; parcel has just left Stansted.

Me; ... no... come back...

Parcel has arrived at Stanford-le-Hope.

I wish I had hope.

Since the last update;
London
London
Tamworth
Tamworth
London
"We’re sorry this parcel has experienced a sortation delay. The parcel has been rerouted to the correct destination."
London
London
London
Tamworth
Tamworth

"Out for Delivery"
London.

*head desk*

Oh fucking gods.

On phone again, they're telling me they can't update the country, which they *did* days ago. So now I guess it's a battle of liability. Fuck this company.

Okay, so they're saying they tried to update the address (on the computer), but the actual address label hasn't been changed.

So what needs to happen;
- delivery people realise they can't find the address, and don't just delivery to somewhere close enough,
- I have to email the sender in Canada, who will wake up in about 8 hours, to ask them to recall, and re-address the parcel,
- The sender has to do all this, receive the parcel, and send it again.

Why not tell me this a week ago?

Since the last update, the seller got involved and has apparently recalled the parcel;
London
London
London
Tamworth
Tamworth
Donington
Donington
'a late UPS trailer, delay' - Donington
'delay' - Donington
Donington
Tamworth
Tamworth
London
London
'sortation delay, package is being rerouted' - London

Meanwhile I'm getting daily rescheduling emails promising delivery by end of next day.

London
London
Tamworth
*twitch*
Tamworth
Castle Donington
*twitch twitch*

"We will deliver your package by end of day Monday"

UPS. You need to stop harassing me.

Tamworth.
London.
London.
"Sortation delay" - London
London
Tamworth
Tamworth

"Scheduled delivery e.o.d. Monday"

UPS, do you have any humans left at all? How is a 'return to sender' instruction so fucking difficult?

The parcel is still bouncing around England.

We can't change the deliver address / return to sender until AFTER the first failed delivery attempt. But that isn't happening because the delivery people keep realising the address doesn't exist, and therefore do not attempt a delivery, therefore it doesn't fail. So it keep bouncing around.