Hope you like slop in your slop: Nvidia's DLSS 5 AI-infused tech transforms pixels with photorealistic lighting and materials

DLSS 5 is on track for a Fall 2026 debut and replaces a game’s original textures with AI-inflused versions to make them hyperreal. Or, out of one uncanny valley and into another!

Nvidia debuts DLSS 5 for increased visual fidelity in games — AI-infused tech transforms pixels with photorealistic lighting and materials

DLSS 5 is on track for a Fall 2026 debut

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I think they took this to heart

I’m suing you for the brain damage I got by looking at this
if it helps, iirc the image on the right was made in a circlejerk subreddit making fun of chuds, but then it got taken seriously by real chuds on twitter
Problem with gritty grim-dark games is that not enough people have Mar-a-Lago face and stage lighting.
There are men out there with so little connections to real women who truly think that a girl should always wear makeup, regardless of time and circumstances.
  • Angry at women for not doing up hair/makeup daily

  • Thinks hair/makeup is a trap to trick men into treating you like a human being

You get both from the same chud online influencers

Games should have a setting that toggles between real textures to whatever is on the right

It should be a toggle between:

“Real textures” - “I think women are objects”

I mean, I don’t think this current tech does anything to materially objectify the subject (any more than the original). What it does is to smooth and brighten certain artifacts.

That might genuinely be a benefit in a game with poorly rendered models or bad lighting inherent to the game. But Resident Evil doesn’t have this problem. They made an explicit choice in setting the scene as dirty, cloudy, and grim. This modeling reversed that for everything, not just the lady bits. You’re going to have zombies and Scagdead and Lickers all brightened up and polished.

That might genuinely be a benefit in a game with poorly rendered models

No.

As for the rest, yes.

Incels should never be hired for anything involving women.

Why use AI to generate a frame every 8.3ms when you can just pay a person to generate a frame every 8.3ms, ez.

AI bros are so stupid.