BinksMar 16
Taggart

Office 365 and Copilot are down.

Run. Now's your chance. Don't look back; just GO

Mar 16 at 4:54pmWeb
Show threadRusty ShacklefordMar 16

@mttaggart @glyph

My bets on what's to come; a series of unfortunate events.

Re: https://mastodon.social/@rusty__shackleford/116239899407447131

Show threadMark β›΅οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆMar 16
@mttaggart first day at the new job going well @catsalad ?
Show threadCat 🐈πŸ₯— (D.Burch) β Mar 16
@not_a_label @mttaggart I just want to improve everyone's mental health!
Show threadMark β›΅οΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆMar 16
@catsalad @mttaggart carry on... you're doing great πŸ™
Show threadThe Orange ThemeMar 16
@catsalad @not_a_label @mttaggart *emails you passwords.zip* Go nuts. ;3
Show threadBigLinterMar 16
@mttaggart not every monday is that bad...
Show threadJuffo-WupMar 16

@mttaggart

Did some agent slop-deploy some slop-coded bugs?

Show threadTaggartMar 16

@mndflayr

https://infosec.exchange/@mttaggart/116019146967547004

Taggart (@[email protected])

I am claiming this as Taggart's Razor

Infosec Exchange
Show threadJuffo-WupMar 16

@mttaggart

Why can't it be both?

Show threadBillMar 16
@mttaggart All yall havin fun but it works here. Just got off a meeting.
Show threadTaggartMar 16

@Sempf This is currently up in the customer portal.

It works here too, but intermittently.

Show threadBillMar 16
@mttaggart With the contorted network configs everyone is using these days this will probably become even more common, I imagine.
Show threadMr. B34nπŸ›ΈMar 16
@mttaggart yesss 🀣
Show threadgroxxMar 16
@mttaggart there are no emails to find you, hide while it's not looking
Show threadStupid Fucking IdiotMar 16
@mttaggart Holy fuck!!! I will! THANKS!!! FAREWELL!!!!!
Show threadJoonqMar 16
@mttaggart Lmaooo
Show threadRoMar 16
@mttaggart libre.
Show threadRalfMaximusMar 16

@mttaggart

I'm running Office 2016. Everything looks fine here!

Show threadChristoffer S.Mar 16

@mttaggart
... Its faint, but it's definitely there. You heard it. Or did you? No, you definitely did. That metallic, harrow sound of a shape, laughing uncontrollably... as if it knows something you don't.

Clippy.

He's back. For real. In your infrastructure. In your email. AI. Hype. Quadrant. Cyclic independence, scalers. It's all there.

Controlled by a shape. Controlled by Clippy.

Run. Run now!!

Show threadIsocatMar 16

@mttaggart Wait, hang on a sec. Are we to understand there's…like…a disadvantage or drawback or something if you don't have your stuff on your own computer, in a manner that doesn't require buying access and usage permissions on an ongoing basis?

Are you sure? Because that doesn't sound right.

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Show threadRRBMar 16
@mttaggart Is it the ongoing AWS problems caused by their integration of AI into the control plane?
Show threadHugo MillsMar 16
@mttaggart Oh, for those, I'm not running. I'm stepping in closer with the steel-capped boots for some revenge.
Show threadQuasitMar 16

@mttaggart
Time for LibreOffice!

https://www.libreoffice.org/

Home | LibreOffice - Free and private office suite - Based on OpenOffice - Compatible with Microsoft

Free office suite – the evolution of OpenOffice. Compatible with Microsoft .doc, .docx, .xls, .xlsx, .ppt, .pptx. Updated regularly, community powered.

Show threadMarianneMar 16
@Quasit @mttaggart yeah that doesn't work for those of us who have to use Office for work.
Show threadcaneToad Mar 16
@mttaggart This guess goes waaay back: Could it have been him again, after all those years?
Show threadDoomsdaysCWMar 16
@mttaggart Heh. I noticed the prompt for me to install Co-Pilot upgrade on my work computer has disappeared. No need to ignore it! lol!
Show threadCarlos SolΓ­sMar 16
Reason number 15 and counting on why did I bother to install Nextcloud with Collabora
Show threadMacCruiskeenMar 16
@mttaggart Sadly, does not seem to have disrupted my email or sharepoint access.
Show threadcanleaf08βœ… εŠ ζ‹Ώε€§θ‘‰ε­ πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆβš§οΈπŸ‡ͺπŸ‡ΊπŸMar 16
@mttaggart Another AI failure.
Show threadLeonardo FontenelleMar 16
@mttaggart hoping for the day it affects Windows too, and the IT department finally lets me install Linux
Show threadBlueWindsMar 16
@leonardof @mttaggart Most IT departments will never notice if you dual-boot and log into windows once every few months.
Show threadLeonardo FontenelleMar 16

@bluewinds @mttaggart

πŸ€” I don't have admin rights, but have never tried to boot a flash drive...

Show threadBoloMKXXVIIIMar 16
@mttaggart
Show threadParttimesailorMar 16
@mttaggart started running some months ago and still going!
Show threadElshara SilverheartMar 16
@wendythedruid @mttaggart lol unplanned maintenance?
Show threadWilsonSmithMar 16

@mttaggart

Check out

Cipherpad.fr

Show threadTaggartMar 16
@WilsonSmith I think you mean https://cryptpad.fr/, and yeah, it's great! I run an instance myself.
CryptPad: end-to-end encrypted collaboration suite

CryptPad: end-to-end encrypted collaboration suite

Show threadderegonMar 17
@mttaggart Trust me, I'd love to, but my company is embedded balls deep into Microslop's ecosystem that it won't get out until it's far too late. Worst of all, they force me to daily drive Windows 11 as a Linux engineer! I basically spend all of my time in WSL, interacting with Windows only when strictly necessary ahah
Show threadTheNovemberFella βœŠπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦β˜ΈοΈπŸ›°οΈπŸš€Mar 17
@mttaggart πŸ‘πŸ˜‚πŸ‘