I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.
Sorry, couldn’t locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!

Guess I have to do it myself like every fucking thing around this goddamned place.

I like how it appears that you’ve just chucked everything into an inferno, which is exactly correct.
Yeah it’s called cooking try to sometime.
“Cooks” with propane, blows face off
Taste the meat not the heat.