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Gaysadilla

https://lemmy.world/post/44345923

Mar 16 at 6:15pmWeb
Show threadimacatnotamanMar 16
Guess I can change dinner to hot soup instead of gayzpacho
Show threaddeegeeseMar 16
Try the cream of sum yung gai.
Show threadimacatnotamanMar 16

cream of sum yung gai. tried it in the 90s when i was in my experimental phase

Show threadSeeMarkFlyMar 16

Gayzpacho… damn, that’s cold

This is the kind of rhetoric that energizes the bouillabaisse.

How dare she blame Gayzpacho, when we all know that Vichyssoise Violence is the real culprit.

Imagine how confused the waiter must have been at the restaurant when she sent her Gayzpacho soup back and demanded to see the manager because it was cold. The manager said “Use your Jewish space laser to heat the soup up.” All part of the luxury gay space communism agenda

Simmer down, everyone. Romaine calm. Sometimes, we all bake mistakes.

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Show threadRemember_the_toothMar 16
Show threadKlearMar 16

hot soup instead of gayzpacho

Show threadSnarkoPoloMar 16
“You’re a SMEEEEE–”
Show threadSarah Valentine (she/her)Mar 16
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 16
I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.
Show threadSv443Mar 16
that was just my name in college
Show threadSarah Valentine (she/her)Mar 16
Sorry, couldn’t locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!
Show threadRicky RigatoniMar 16
It’s fine. We’ll just deduct that from your wages for today. Make sure it doesn’t happen again please.
Show threadSarah Valentine (she/her)Mar 16
At least I still have my gayges…
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 16

Guess I have to do it myself like every fucking thing around this goddamned place.

Show threadSarah Valentine (she/her)Mar 16
Clutch!
Show thread1995ToyotaCorollaMar 16
…mom?
Show threadfartographerMar 16
I like how it appears that you’ve just chucked everything into an inferno, which is exactly correct.
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 16
Yeah it’s called cooking try to sometime.
Show threadfartographerMar 16
“Cooks” with propane, blows face off
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 16
Taste the meat not the heat.
Show threadjanewaydidnothingwrongMar 16
your username is aggressive to say the least so I’m glad the energy you are bringing matches that
Show threadUltraGiGaGiganticMar 17
Its like youre summoning a succubro.
Show threadMasterNerdMar 16
Wait I’ve been drinking gay juice?!?
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 16
Are you casually admitting to appropriating gay culture?
Show threadMasterNerdMar 16
I’m sorry I didn’t know!
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 16
Ignorance isn’t a defense it just makes you look ignorant.
Show threadCIA_chatbotMar 16
Oh shit I love white monsters , am I gay?
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 16
It can’t hurt to try it out.
Show threadCIA_chatbotMar 16
Welp, guess I better go tell my wife
Show threadsome_kind_of_guyMar 16
No need - she told me last night that she already knows
Show threadCIA_chatbotMar 16
Oh that’s a relief! …. Wait
Show threadlyralycanMar 16
Is Loona considered a monster?
Show threadRooster326Mar 16
Depends. How do you feel about rollerblades?
Show threadCIA_chatbotMar 16
They’re fabulous!
Show threadLemminaryMar 17
One of us! One of us! 🌈
Show threadcriss_crossMar 17
How did you get in my kitchen???
Show threadulternoMar 17
Making it easy to recycle by separating the inner plastic from the metal and drinking it, to help a little with the excess plastic waste?
Nice.
Show threadwe are allMar 16
ratatouille two confirmed
Show threadSmuuthbraneMar 16

Dammit, I already bought a chicken top pie.

I’ll still let it be in my mouth.

Show threadimacatnotamanMar 16
Might want to sit on it first.
Show threadblarghlyMar 16
Art is not a crime
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Show threadEarthman_JimMar 16
Cerspence is joking right? I sometimes miss satire, which this has to be, right? Because no one is this stupid. Right?
Show threadTheYojimboMar 16
Yes
Show threadEarthman_JimMar 16
Thanks, I feel better now.
Show threadSabin10Mar 16
I hope so but, if not, I want to know which foods are queer. I need a list.
Show thread[deleted]Mar 16
Bananas.
Show threadbackalleycoyoteMar 16
Show threadmorrowindMar 16
He runs a satire cringe YouTube channel so yes
Show threadChonkyOwlbearMar 16
My favorite sandwich is a bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich with guacamole. I call it a LGBT.
Show threadFrChazzzMar 16
Give it some hot sauce for the +
Show threadRemember_the_toothMar 16
You forgot the quinoa.
Show threadimacatnotamanMar 16
or some fried quail eggs
Show threadLogicalDrivelMar 16
QUESO
Show threadimacatnotamanMar 16
Si!
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 16
no es un comida completa sin queso
Show threadimacatnotamanMar 16
mi esposa estaria de acuerdo. la llamo ques-hoe lol
Show threadagamemnonymousMar 17
Quinoa sounds awful on a sandwich, it’s gonna be all over the floor. Why not queso?
Show threadRemember_the_toothMar 17
Because I’m not as smart as I hoped I would be by now. How’s it feel conversing with internet strangers who are too dumb to decide whether quinoa or queso would go better on a sandwich? Huh, mister smart guy? Not so tuff now that I’m asking the hard questions are you?
Show threadagamemnonymousMar 17
I am pretty hard now that you’re asking the tuff questions, if that counts.
Show threadRemember_the_toothMar 17
I may have walked into that one, but I have to commend you for your witty ribaldry. Shakespeare would approve.