I thought the white monsters were the gay ones though.
that was just my name in college
Sorry, couldn’t locate a pic of a white monster in a frying pan on short notice!
It’s fine. We’ll just deduct that from your wages for today. Make sure it doesn’t happen again please.
At least I still have my gayges…

Guess I have to do it myself like every fucking thing around this goddamned place.

I like how it appears that you’ve just chucked everything into an inferno, which is exactly correct.
Yeah it’s called cooking try to sometime.
“Cooks” with propane, blows face off
Taste the meat not the heat.
your username is aggressive to say the least so I’m glad the energy you are bringing matches that
Its like youre summoning a succubro.
Wait I’ve been drinking gay juice?!?
Are you casually admitting to appropriating gay culture?
I’m sorry I didn’t know!
Ignorance isn’t a defense it just makes you look ignorant.
Oh shit I love white monsters , am I gay?
It can’t hurt to try it out.
Welp, guess I better go tell my wife
No need - she told me last night that she already knows
Oh that’s a relief! …. Wait
Is Loona considered a monster?
Depends. How do you feel about rollerblades?
They’re fabulous!
One of us! One of us! 🌈