HeatherMJ
Enfys J. Book [they/them]I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
This post has officially breached containment, so I'm muting replies at this point. Glad to bring some revolutionary joy into y'all's lives. π
Frank Heijkamp
StoneBear 
@EnfysBook ZOMGWTFBBQEIEIO... that's AMAZING.
On the gripping hand, in the EU, the closest thing to a king-size bed is 200x200cm. _It literally does not matter_ which way the fitted sheet goes on.
Still. For folks whose beds for whichever reason *aren't* square... you're absolutely right. Best thing since elastic.
@stonebear2 Yeah, I've got queen size sheets, so this is an absolute game-changer.
π enkidu π€@EnfysBook @stonebear2 how many corners is this in because it may still be a game of find the damn label
@EnfysBook @cat Assignment, understood!
Lord Kelvin
Robin
Jon@EnfysBook I've been trying for 4 months to get a 230x240 cm blanket that's actually sized to my mattress, instead of the 240x270 that drapes to the floor and confuses poor Xiulan, the robovac.
(1) Amazon.es search for '230x240 cm blanket' and anything similar returns about 100x as many completely incorrectly sized products as what I specifically asked for. Their search took another precipitous dive into the Abyss after "AI".
(cont.)
@EnfysBook (2) The one company with a suitable size product cannot manage to ship it without literal weeks of delay, or answer the specific questions I send them about the shipment, or find my address once they finally do. But somebody in Sevilla, 400 km away in a different country, apparently has a nice new blanket now. 6 weeks in after the second order failed because the shipping company could not find my address (down to the building by zip code) or contact me to ask about it, I gave up.
Jay@oddhack @EnfysBook Would bedsheet suspenders help?
Blake@EnfysBook πππ I'm in the market for some new sheets, who makes these beauties?
Marianne@EnfysBook @blake pls report
Are they not mega sweaty..? I have bamboo socks and they're... Slippy.
Although I see you you've muted so never mind π
Are they not mega sweaty..? I have bamboo socks and they're... Slippy.
Although I see you you've muted so never mind π
Nazo@EnfysBook OMG, this is truly revolutionary!
Is the world even ready for this?
Peggy Heinkel-Wolfe@EnfysBook WANT SO BADLY
Catherine Mark
Parade du Grotesque π
Paul Martin@[email protected] Now if there were a way of neatly folding them...
Solitha@nowster Heh, I just stuff my sheets into a pillowcase. I cannot for the life of me understand why anyone cares if sheets are wrinkled.
kasimir
rain
HTTP 1.1/418 Teapot@EnfysBook @jon Okay thatβs even cooler than the βtop/bottomβ tags in the middle of the short sides.
Iris Young (he/they/she) (PhD)@EnfysBook PSA, you can just add these labels your own sheets with permanent fabric markers (you might have the best luck finding "laundry markers")! If they don't have the elastic part, you can hand-stitch the world's sloppiest beginner stitches to add some flat elastic and it will still look perfect once it's on the bed.
Eric the half-a-beeI use a #sharpie with permanent ink.
AmgineHeh, congrats on viral!
I can even see an improvement: pictogram so it is translingual. (I would also widen the elastic a bit for longevity.)
And for everyone not producing this as a business: you can do this at home for yourself with some elastic and a sharpie.
Jaymi Elford (she/her)@EnfysBook Right?!? sooo easy
TempleWulf@EnfysBook removing mattress tags are whatever, make this required to be on every fitted sheet!
Cory Carson
justmichelle
Schwestaline@corycarson @EnfysBook reminds me of the washing instructions on my reversible jacket which says "wash inside out" π
π»β’ supreme goblin π@EnfysBook I have a set of sheets with a similar tag sewn in and I was THRILLED when I saw it for the first time
Magnus Ahltorp@EnfysBook This is a great advancement indeed, but elastic is the devilβs work.
peaoPerdido@EnfysBook after years of cursing and being frustrated with this, I learned that the label should align to the bottom of the bed, at my side. It was an enlightenment
ChookMother π¦πΊπ¦
Edelruth, PBS Passport HolderI just make sure to buy sheets with a clear north-south pattern π€·ββοΈ
Jeri Dansky@Edelruth I've done that, too! Things are so much easier now.
Geniuses, us! π
Bruce Elrick@EnfysBook The nice thing about king size is the two dimensions are so close it doesn't really matter.
Angua 
@EnfysBook
Bigger PITA with duvets.
That said, this should be standard on everything; brilliant idea.
Bigger PITA with duvets.
That said, this should be standard on everything; brilliant idea.
Dusk to Don 
π Glorious!
Sure beats my typical fitted sheet user experience, which is akin to this:
MegatronicThronBanks@EnfysBook OMFG. OMFG. OMFG.
onokoto β@EnfysBook funny how documentation is useful
Mr. Lance E Sloan (IRL) π€@EnfysBook
It has been decades since humans last set foot on the moon.
There is no universal cure for cancer yet.
But humanity has conquered fitted sheets.
Baltergeist@EnfysBook
<swoons>
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@EnfysBook I need this!
benny@EnfysBook this should be legally mandatory
KanaMaunaWhat is this dark sorcery?
aburka π«£@EnfysBook now they just need to make one you can fold without performing non-Euclidean extradimensional transformations
A-Dub π₯
avrona@EnfysBook This is a revolution.
Musta dawned on me thusly@EnfysBook the tag is either inside left or right. If theyβd just be consistent between manufacturers, that would be sufficient
sebsauvage