Enfys J. Book [they/them]Mar 14
I'm pleased to share with you the greatest advancement in bottom-sheet technology since the invention of elastic.
Show threadStoneBear Mar 14

@EnfysBook ZOMGWTFBBQEIEIO... that's AMAZING.

On the gripping hand, in the EU, the closest thing to a king-size bed is 200x200cm. _It literally does not matter_ which way the fitted sheet goes on.

Still. For folks whose beds for whichever reason *aren't* square... you're absolutely right. Best thing since elastic.

Show threadEnfys J. Book [they/them]Mar 14
@stonebear2 Yeah, I've got queen size sheets, so this is an absolute game-changer.
Show thread𒀭 enkidu 🍤
@EnfysBook @stonebear2 how many corners is this in because it may still be a game of find the damn label
Mar 14 at 10:34pmWeb
Show threadEnfys J. Book [they/them]6d ago
@cat @stonebear2 All four!
Show threadStoneBear 6d ago
@EnfysBook @cat Assignment, understood!
Show threadLord Kelvin6d ago
@stonebear2 @cat @EnfysBook
But all 4 tags are identical, so you still have a 50/50 shot. LOL