myrmepropagandistrender distance very low today
who used all the compute?
can’t even load the got dang new jersey
John Maxwell@futurebird In fairness, there's some buggy code in that module.
Josh 
@futurebird and you never know what’s lurking in the mist on our side of the Hudson.
AN/CRM-114@futurebird
Elevator pitch: Silent Hill, but it’s Staten Island
Elevator pitch: Silent Hill, but it’s Staten Island
Alexa Devreux-SwiftHas AI sucked all the compute and most of the power from the grid today?
der.hans@futurebird did you cache the old jersey?
Herobrine! (the musical)
Herobrine takes Manhattan.
Ricardonew saas idea : pay to see the horizon in the current simulation of reality !
Simon@rick sounds like yet another dystopia made into a startup (I'm thinking of the Jubilee trilogy, where everyone wears AR glasses and you have to pay a lot to do anything, including be allowed to see "unaugmented" reality)
https://elikpwilliam.com/cash-crash-jubilee/
https://elikpwilliam.com/cash-crash-jubilee/
Nazo@futurebird Heh, I think MiSide covered this. It means the server is a bit overloaded at the moment.
Just be glad it adds the fog effect so you can't see the building pop-in as you walk.
kali@futurebird AI. it now looks better than reality and we get this.
@futurebird actually i like it, it is liminal so thanks for the shot.
imp >:3@futurebird sorry, compute cores were too busy filtering cat images into the pipelines 👩🏽🔧🐈🐈⬛
Kierkethumbs up convincingly@futurebird nick boström did!
julia ⚡@futurebird you just need to unlock more missions to go further!
CriticalBackend@futurebird what you doing in silent hill?
Juffo-Wup@futurebird
I think this is on purpose, because you didn't do the required age verification. 🤔
I think this is on purpose, because you didn't do the required age verification. 🤔
Dusk to Don 
Was teaching the kiddos about Mario Party 64 last night, explaining that, back then, we were afforded way fewer polygons at once.
Scott Murray 
@futurebird Lovely photos! I mean, renderings! 😅
Johan Wärlander 🦀@futurebird
Someone's using the quantum wavefunctions for compute, and doesn't want them to collapse prematurely due to spurious observation.
Someone's using the quantum wavefunctions for compute, and doesn't want them to collapse prematurely due to spurious observation.
Mathieu Goux@futurebird Are you in Silent Hill?
gergo@futurebird sorry, we needed the gpu for new jersAI
Guda Blues@futurebird this AI bubble is getting worse and worse!
Infoseepage@futurebird Trump's regime is using it all to decide what girl's school to bomb next.
R.L. Dane 
🍵 
Amin, minor deity of the legume realmtoo bad swaywm changed the flag from --my-next-gpu-wont-be-nvidia to --unsupported-gpu.
Ha! Didn't know about that one
Michael Kratzenberg 📢@[email protected] the silent hill graphics are getting better and better.
Mad Engineering@futurebird
*nervously pushes his his complex machine I to the closet, whistling*
*nervously pushes his his complex machine I to the closet, whistling*
Blackbird_A.K.A. Joquin@futurebird
I can't tell you. If it's my fault, I apologize in advance...
I can't tell you. If it's my fault, I apologize in advance...
Andrew Benedict-Nelson@futurebird oh I think we all know
Josh@futurebird
I don't know the answer, someone used all the Intelligence today.
I don't know the answer, someone used all the Intelligence today.
The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus@futurebird Welcome to Silent Hill.
Jack the Frosted Count@futurebird Loading a multistage ambush for sure, that fog is a dead giveaway. You don't even need to hear the boss music.
Ian Douglas Scott@futurebird San Francisco was pretty clear and sunny this weekend. Must be using a bigger share of the compute budget than usual.
Paul Koenig@futurebird We live someplace where we get bright blue sky during downpours. Kids blame glitchy sky rendering.
swope@futurebird
I sold some of the RAM to pay for fuel and rent. Sorry.
I sold some of the RAM to pay for fuel and rent. Sorry.
IAG@futurebird darn AI companies using all of the simulation resources, it's lagging the server!
Jonathan@futurebird At least the programmers made it look nice. Didn't just clip it off at a kilometre. That was nice.
luca@futurebird This is the price for HDR. Oh sorry: due to high-resolution textures.
kosure@futurebird RAMAGEDDEON hits again
ricky🐺 
@futurebird tryna play minecraft on an old laptop in 2010 be like:
Flipper 🐬🏳️🌈@futurebird you need to disable the volumetric fog mod
Rachel E. S. Lösche@futurebird I know that avenue 
Woozle Hypertwin@futurebird This is what happens when the computing cloud goes down (and reaches ground level).