Trump, the big man, reduced to begging the allies he’s been shitting on for the last year to help him out with his Epstein War.

Australia can send AUKUS submarines, when they’re ready.

Everyone else can wait until Trump’s tariffs are removed, and until he ceases threatening to annex Canada and Greenland, and until he stops destroying our shared atmosphere, then offer any help he may require.

@kentparkstreet1
Gods when is the world just going to collectively tell him to fuck off? Asking for a species...
@MostlyTato @kentparkstreet1 There is a Scottish MP asking the same question. :)
@kentparkstreet1 keeping the Strait of Hormuz closed is a very effective way of decarbonizing.
@kentparkstreet1 The last sentence is totally wrong. Why should anybody help him with his illegal wars?

@mihamarkic

Nah, that sentence is fine.

If you read it again you’ll find it’s tongue in cheek, that help is reliant on conditions that will never be fulfilled, so it’s not a serious proposal.

Thank you for your unsolicited advice just the same.

@kentparkstreet1 his tv broadcast today was so whiny. He sounds like a 10 year old who didn't get picked for the baseball team. Whine, whine, whine.

@DoctorDNS

The wealthiest and most powerful victim in history.

@kentparkstreet1 I watched his presser yesterday. He is not a well man, and I say that sadly. His language, his inability to pronounce words, his meandering, and the near co srant whining-all so inappfopriate for a supposed leader. He says he doesnt need help from other countries, then whines about not getting help. And he wonders why the rest of the world is moving away from him and MAGA.

@DoctorDNS

There’s rarely been anyone born with so much wealth and power who then pursued more wealth and power but somehow views themselves as a victim. It’s an unusual way to live.