Trump, the big man, reduced to begging the allies he’s been shitting on for the last year to help him out with his Epstein War.

Australia can send AUKUS submarines, when they’re ready.

Everyone else can wait until Trump’s tariffs are removed, and until he ceases threatening to annex Canada and Greenland, and until he stops destroying our shared atmosphere, then offer any help he may require.

@kentparkstreet1 The last sentence is totally wrong. Why should anybody help him with his illegal wars?

@mihamarkic

Nah, that sentence is fine.

If you read it again you’ll find it’s tongue in cheek, that help is reliant on conditions that will never be fulfilled, so it’s not a serious proposal.

Thank you for your unsolicited advice just the same.