Alice McFlurry 
Whenever I fly on an airplane, I like to save my snacks and drink cup for the next flight so I can pull them out near the beginning and cause absolute chaos and mutiny by making the other passengers think I somehow received preferential treatment and was served before everyone else.
I’m sorry, @CosmicTraveler. I promise I don’t actually do this. I am honestly very well behaved. I only thought of this dumb joke because I realized I'd saved my snack from the first flight and panicked about the perception of others if I pulled it out before formal snack service on my return flight.
jonsjava@Alice @CosmicTraveler ok, Satan. We "believe" you
The Flight Attendant
Mr. Funk E. Dude 🫠@Alice Hey, I remember you! Great flight!
Delta Sierra@Alice ...well now I want to try this!
𝐂𝐫𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐃𝐚𝐝
Inspired
ɹ uɐp 
WhichOne'sPink 🇫🇮@Alice Deffo doing that next time I fly...probably in August.
Carlos SolísWhat do you mean this is not @fesshole ?
disorderlyf@Alice ngl I would love to be a fly on the wall for this flight
Steve Williams@Alice
Reminded of when I last flew. I found a great seat, got myself comfortable, only for the hostess angrily tell me me that we weren’t going *anywhere* if I sat there.
I was outraged, I’d paid top dollar for my seat!
But the Pilot agreed with her, so I gave it to him.