Harvey SandstromAbsolutely nothing else.
Right Hercules.
Absolutely nothing else.
(Chekovs Hercules)
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Hercules and his side twink ruin it for everyone. Spoiler alert. #Monsterdon
Hey, remember JUST being told not to take anything. Are you 5 years old? #monsterdon
CUE THE RAY HARRYHAUSSEN
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Just leave herc and his side twink behind, they don't even make decent eye candy.
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I switched off not long after this last time. So I don't actually know what happens past the next terrifying talking Hera head scene. #monsterdon
Water does not scale to miniature sizes, that or droplets used to be the size of yoga balls. #monsterdon
"Fight telos with your wits... Uhh actually... In your case maybe just run."
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Somehow a whispering Hera head is even creepier than a talking one. Like ASMR uncanny valley worst of both worlds.
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Bro you've got some patina, you're gonna want to get that looked at and wear sunscreen. #monsterdon
Not my giant ankle plug! My one weakness! #monsterdon
Just stand there while he defeats you. No big. #monsterdon
Giant copper statues are powered by boiling kool-aid.
EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
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Omg don't use a Hera point to find the twink. #monsterdon
Whoa that one reaction shot was super badly scratched. #monsterdon
He used his last Hera help point just to find out that Herc isn't coming back. And prevent a mutiny, so I guess it was worth it. #monsterdon
No more phone-a-friends, Jason, now you can only ask the audience. #monsterdon
They hadn't invented audio description tracks yet: YOU ARE BEING ATTACKED BY BLUE BATWINGED THINGAMAJIGS. #monsterdon
Yeah you're gonna wanna avoid defying the gods in a universe where they are real. #monsterdon
Harpies are supposed to be half bird, not terrifying bat thing. #monsterdon
Good thing we had this METRIC ASSLOAD OF NETTING just laying around. #monsterdon
And that's how we domesticated harpies and how you can buy one in a pet shop to this day. #monsterdon
Yeah you want separate cages for your harpies otherwise they just end up eating each other. How do they not know that? #Monsterdon
Everyone prepare for an easy stroke on this ship of entirely men.
I have no comment on this.
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Is this a schylla and kharibdis situation or is t other monsters that I can't spell off the top of my head? #Monsterdon
How did they do these photocomposites? The hair blends pretty well. #monsterdon
Not really a disguised merman fetish, more of a centrally featured merman fetish.
So, uh.
Who the hell was that?
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You only dived into the water because she's a woman. #monsterdon
Oh hey you have a golden fleece? Can I like... have it? It's a pretty important deliverable for this project. #monsterdon
Day for slightly dimmer day. #monsterdon
Their swords sound like dumping a bucket of chains into another bucket full of chains. #monsterdon
Weirdly short underwater fight scene cut due to camera failure??? #monsterdon
Show me your healing flower and also leave me alone with your golden fleece for an hour or two. Trust me. #monsterdon
Stop making advances. She already said she goes another way. #monsterdon
Bitchin temple composite. #monsterdon
Any man of whom he asks what who now? Can you phrase it like a human being?
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Why did you come to caulk us?
I heard your tub needed recaulking.
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And the award for fakest beard in the whole movie goes to this dude.
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The captain dude is wearing actual clothes. I barely recognized him. #Monsterdon
The golden fleece is legit half Christmas tinsel. #monsterdon
This movie was in desperate need of a sound designer. #Monsterdon
Summon BONUS MONSTER.
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If the hydra's teeth are so dangerous how are you handling them with your bare hands? #monsterdon
Put her under the golden weighted blanket! It has the power to smush her with excessive weight! #monsterdon
Jason, I've got a hat full of teeth with your name on it.
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Jason's look is going: "He's, throwing teeth on the ground? He's fuckin nuts."
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The rear projected stop motion technique was pretty good but the loss of quality on the background is brutal. #Monsterdon
My skeleton makes screams that sound just like that. #monsterdon
This sequence is the only reason anyone remembers this movie. #monsterdon
The most impressive part is the live action actors are just miming and they don't even have a tennis ball on a stick like modern greenscreen actors do. #monsterdon
Not a total brick-wall-in-the-face ending, but not exactly a denouement.
THATS IT.
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