Moar Greek mythology gone wild!

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Get ready for Ray Harryhausen at his best!

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Good intro music.

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Must be cold in those Greek paintings.

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Is there a kraken? Oh, let there be a kraken!

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I want some of what this ash man is on.

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Why do they cover their stone buildings in kindling?

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OMG! It looks like the statue of Athena at the Parthenon in Nashville!

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Beware the man who has one shoe! His name…is Brian!

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Russell Crowe went back in time to play Zeus in this movie.

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FUCK! He has only one sandal!

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The ash man reminds me of Michael Palin dressed as the “it man” from Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

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This movie is too religious. Always the gods this, and the gods that.

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“Zeus, why does your transporter beam make everything 25x bigger?”

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“The gods are best served by those who want their help least.”

I love this line. It’s like Zeus is saying, “We want to do the least, so we’ll choose the mortal who wants our help the least.”

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This was Hercules before his lifting days.

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Hercules’s requirements for a woman: “a firm leg, a full bosom, and a warm heart.”

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I liked Lou Ferrigno’s Hercules better. This Hercules is a bumbling idiot.

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I mean, Ferrigno’s Hercules was no less an idiot, but he wasn’t bumbling.

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Jason’s like, “Shit, Hercules! What’d you do this time?”

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I thought Jason was going to climb up into him and find the control room. I didn’t think he's be filled with scalding water and red lights.

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I think Terry Gilliam sampled some of this soundtrack for The Crimson Permanent Assurance.

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Bro, you really think Hercules is the best one among you?

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“I don’t sin every day” is perhaps the greatest defense I’ve ever heard.

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Like, dudes, the harpies are just doing their harpy things. Don’t mess with them, and they won’t mess with you.

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The next scene is a ton of fruit they are laying out on the table. Did the harpies provide all that?

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I hope those harpies get free and come after them.

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“There’s not much water here…even though it’s the ocean.”

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I love this old dude who’s basically always in his tighty whiteys on the ship.

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Is this like a sarlac pit in the middle of the sea?

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