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Ben Ramsey Mar 16

In 25 minutes, it’s #Monsterdon! This week, we’re watching Jason and the Argonauts (1963). How many sweatshirts can he make with that golden fleece?

Join us! Start the film at 8pm CST (01:00 UTC), follow the #Monsterdon hashtag, and contribute your own zany commentary. Cheers!

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#MonsterdonAlert Sunday, Mar 15, 2026, 8PM CT (1AM Monday UTC) IT'S #MONSTERDON we will be watching: Jason and the Argonauts (1963) "The legendary Greek hero leads a team of intrepid adventurers in a perilous quest for the legendary Golden Fleece." its streaming free on tubi please watch and live post it with us! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-ZQGRM7GW0

the Timeloop Café

Moar Greek mythology gone wild!

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

Get ready for Ray Harryhausen at his best!

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

Good intro music.

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

Must be cold in those Greek paintings.

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

Is there a kraken? Oh, let there be a kraken!

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

I want some of what this ash man is on.

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

Why do they cover their stone buildings in kindling?

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

OMG! It looks like the statue of Athena at the Parthenon in Nashville!

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

Beware the man who has one shoe! His name…is Brian!

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

Russell Crowe went back in time to play Zeus in this movie.

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

FUCK! He has only one sandal!

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

The ash man reminds me of Michael Palin dressed as the “it man” from Monty Python’s Flying Circus.

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

This movie is too religious. Always the gods this, and the gods that.

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

“Zeus, why does your transporter beam make everything 25x bigger?”

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

“The gods are best served by those who want their help least.”

I love this line. It’s like Zeus is saying, “We want to do the least, so we’ll choose the mortal who wants our help the least.”

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

This was Hercules before his lifting days.

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

Hercules’s requirements for a woman: “a firm leg, a full bosom, and a warm heart.”

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

I liked Lou Ferrigno’s Hercules better. This Hercules is a bumbling idiot.

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

I mean, Ferrigno’s Hercules was no less an idiot, but he wasn’t bumbling.

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

Jason’s like, “Shit, Hercules! What’d you do this time?”

Ben Ramsey Mar 16

I thought Jason was going to climb up into him and find the control room. I didn’t think he's be filled with scalding water and red lights.