Why would anyone pay $8 for a hot dog?
People, do not pay $8 for a hot dog, are you insane?
You can buy 8 hot dogs and 8 buns for $2.50. Why the hell would you pay $8 for one hot dog? You can’t wait two hours to have a shitty hot dog?
If there are 6 buns and only 5 hot dogs, and you want to eat 28 in one sitting, you can make 28 and have 2 ready at home.
Or you can just… Use them for other things? I’m not American so the ritual if the hotdog isn’t something very serious for me. Hope I didn’t say anything too heretic
Use them for other things?
I’m remembering the koan in Bulletproof Monk now.
Because they are.
The problem is that you have to get your hot dogs from home into the theater, and that’s trickier.
I once knew a guy that had two hot dogs for lunch every day. He brought them to work in a Thermos, and when he took them out at lunch, they were still hot. He brought a couple of rolls, squirted on some mustard, and that was his lunch.
So sneak in a few dogs in a Thermos (you could probably use one of those big Stanley tumblers), and a few buns, and some mustard packets, and save yourself some money.
That’s hilarious disgusting, but he always had them in his Thermos loose. He’d just turn it over and shake them out.
There is something disconcerting about watching hot dogs pour out of a Thermos. You know what’s coming, but as soon as the dogs appear, your brain screams “PENIS!”
I just walk in with it, nobody questions it. If they did, I’d just tell them that I’m going to buy a Coke, and pour it into my cup.
My son walks into movie theaters with a tote bag of stuff that he bought on the way. In NYC, nobody questions it, people are walking around with their stuff all the time.
$8 for a hot dog isn’t terrible if it’s like a cool fancy “hot dog”, like a footlong kielbasa with a seeded bun loaded with neat toppings.
Probably not what they serve at the movie theater though.