Why would anyone pay $8 for a hot dog?

People, do not pay $8 for a hot dog, are you insane?

You can buy 8 hot dogs and 8 buns for $2.50. Why the hell would you pay $8 for one hot dog? You can’t wait two hours to have a shitty hot dog?

What kind of otherworldly paradise do you live in where the hot dogs and buns can be purchased in equal numbers like that?