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Show threadrealitistaMar 15
Uncontrolled flatulence is a real problem people.
Show threadfurry toasterMar 15
am I supposed to be able control it?
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 16
at least a little, at first. like one would control a river if they were at a lever, and pulling that lever would stop the river from killing five blind toothless orphans with no toes (the river was going to club them like baby seals. and not going to be kind about it either the river is a real dick about it so please dear sentient pull that lever)
Show threadApyteleMar 15
Reminds me of Dr. Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck
Show threadBjörnMar 15
I wonder if she could keep the “tradition” alive in Germany. It has strict rules about what names you can give your child. But names that fit your heritage and culture are usually allowed.
Show threadlauhaMar 15
It would totally be within american culture to name your child crystal meth
Show threadcaptainlezbianMar 15
I’d love to meet Crystal Beth
Show threadAlligatorBlizzardMar 16
Polk woman with ‘most Florida name ever’ accused of shooting BB gun at car
Polk woman with 'most Florida name ever' accused of shooting BB gun at car

Crystal Metheny was arrested on charges of firing an offensive missile into a vehicle. National websites say she has the 'most Florida name ever.'

Show threadnymnympseudonymMar 15

I went to school with her. Her maiden name wad Jackson.

TBH her parents were (maybe still are) pathetic selfish people and she was kind of a holier-than-thou prude – but way better than her parents.

Show threadFiniteBanjoMar 15
A A Ron?
Show threadRcklsabndnMar 15
J. Quellin?
Show threaddanMar 15
I once worked in a team that had both an Aaron and an Erin, and it was confusing for the Americans since they pronounce both names very similarly (in Australia we pronounce them differently enough to disambiguate). I think Aaron ended up being referred to as “A A Ron”
Show threadred_bull_of_juarezMar 15
Show threadPhotonicMar 15
This is what I call my fiancée when she lets a really nasty one rip
Show threadgigastasioMar 15
Sum Ting Wong
Show threadnymnympseudonymMar 15

Fun fact I worked a diesel workers union job where everyone got company uniforms with our surname on the breast pocket.

There was a crazy smart Chinese dude who worked there. His name was Long Dong. His shirt said “Dong” on it. Our undereducated Indiana co workers found this endlessly worth joking about

Show threadgigastasioMar 15
If his middle name wasn’t Duk, I will be severely disappointed.
Show threadladMar 15
I bet they would’ve joked even more if it also included name
Show threadnymnympseudonymMar 15
Oh, they knew his first name and did not hesitate to use it for their mirth as well
Show threadTjaMar 15
What’s the equivalent of /r/tragedeigh?
Show threadblack0utMar 15
I know we have [email protected]
Show threadMinnesotaGoddamMar 16
i used to read the idaho baby name roundup. the problem with tragedeigh is it never had enough Ys
Show threadjustadudeingearMar 15
I only have an extra letter. I think that’s why I’m not getting job interviews. they think I’m black.
Show threadHonoraryMancunianMar 15
I am suspicious of some of those colours in the background
Show threadZachariahMar 15
that’s racist
Show threadhovercatMar 15
This is how you learn you’re colorblind.
Show threadLemminaryMar 16
a!
Show threadfartographerMar 16
Damn fine color
Show threadanon_8675309Mar 15
Why didn’t her parents just name her “fart” if she’s an air wrecka.
Show threadfrogMar 15
That’s her nickname.
Show threaddumbassMar 15
Coming to the right , your world champion Aiiiiirrrrwreeeeeeckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa…. Mc….. BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE!
Show threadBarneyPiccoloMar 15
PlaneCrasha McBride.
Show threadRememberTheApollo_Mar 15
It’s kinda metal, every bit as metal as it is unusual.
Show threadSigntistMar 15
Poor air didn’t stand a chance…
Show threadglibg10bMar 16
Airwrecka? I hardly know 'er
Show threaddaanniiMar 15

I think “Arika” could work. Or maybe Awika.

But we someone who has a unique spelling of a common name myself, it sure makes things harder in life.

People say it wrong. Or write it wrong.

I have to spell it out all the time to others if I’m making appointments or something on the phone.

It’s a real pain. Don’t do that to your kids.

Show threadlechekaflanMar 16
There do exist some parents who try to make their children’s names more unique, sometimes to the point of absurdity.