RmDebArc_5Mar 15
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Show threadApytele
Reminds me of Dr. Marijuana Pepsi Vandyck
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Show threadBjörnMar 15
I wonder if she could keep the “tradition” alive in Germany. It has strict rules about what names you can give your child. But names that fit your heritage and culture are usually allowed.
Show threadlauhaMar 15
It would totally be within american culture to name your child crystal meth
Show threadcaptainlezbianMar 15
I’d love to meet Crystal Beth
Show threadAlligatorBlizzardMar 16
Polk woman with ‘most Florida name ever’ accused of shooting BB gun at car
Polk woman with 'most Florida name ever' accused of shooting BB gun at car

Crystal Metheny was arrested on charges of firing an offensive missile into a vehicle. National websites say she has the 'most Florida name ever.'

Show threadnymnympseudonymMar 15

I went to school with her. Her maiden name wad Jackson.

TBH her parents were (maybe still are) pathetic selfish people and she was kind of a holier-than-thou prude – but way better than her parents.