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Sum Ting Wong

Fun fact I worked a diesel workers union job where everyone got company uniforms with our surname on the breast pocket.

There was a crazy smart Chinese dude who worked there. His name was Long Dong. His shirt said “Dong” on it. Our undereducated Indiana co workers found this endlessly worth joking about

I bet they would’ve joked even more if it also included name
Oh, they knew his first name and did not hesitate to use it for their mirth as well