So I recently discovered that a shitpost I made about job titles on the company network is now evidence in a court case. This may be my finest hour.
@tarkasteve This makes you a P6, I think.

@tarkasteve

Do you know what the court case is/ is about??
You've hit a life goal I never knew I wanted to hit until today, congrats!

@VeeTheGator US NLRB wrongful dismissal case against Atlassian (not by me). I'd link to a news article but all the ones I can find are by papers on my shitlist.
@tarkasteve Before I noticed the "en_AU", the "legend" names and lots of names ending in "ie" I was speculating that you were Australian.

@tarkasteve Having worked for a US multinational I so feel this. The additional idiocy was that we weren't allowed to state job grades because that was 'sensitive PII', but Aus people stuck with Grad, Eng, Snr Eng, Prn Eng, and a rare handful of Snr Prn Eng. Funny how that mapped P1 to P5. Apparently there was a P6 grade but nobody in Australia had it.

So strange now in $currentJob to have job grade listed in the staff directory.

@tarkasteve I'm very confused without context o.O
@3janeTA @Primo @tarkasteve
Warnie is Shane Warne
Boonie is David Boon
They were excellent Australian cricketers.
You'll never guess who Don Bradman was...
@TomF @Primo @tarkasteve you are correct, I will never guess
@tarkasteve live every day with the goal of having your Microsoft Teams messages read out loud in a deposition

@tarkasteve I once wrote an internal message about a company we were involved in a lawsuit with. (The company I worked for was a multi-billion-dollar entertainment company so they were pretty much always involved in at least one lawsuit.) The message wasn't false or even particularly controversial, but wasn't flattering.

An exec PMed me and said "is that something you would like to see in a court filing?", to which my reply was "in my defense, that would be awesome" before relenting and removing the post.

@tarkasteve When your joke is so good even the Judge wants to see it /jk
@tarkasteve evidence of what, lol

@tarkasteve

I got fired from a company once and a few months later got a call for my deposition in the shareholder's lawsuit against the company for their assholery. It was great.

@tarkasteve gold.

the date of the post and your name and the coincidence of the more well known steve smith also being lets say deactivated during that period just adds a nice bit of spice too.

@tarkasteve i am desperate to know more lmao this is awesome
@tarkasteve I'm going to talk with my director about adopting P6 as my title.
@tarkasteve Now waiting for your "but I digress..." classic to be quoted in Parliament.