Fesshole 🧻Mar 14
I hate mowing the lawn so I scattered a bunch of seeds that strangle the grass. They unexpectedly flowered and now I get lots of butterflies and my neighbours don't.
Show threadTim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPEMar 14

@fesshole I mowed a frog once, entirely by accident.

I am now banned from mowing the lawn.

Show threadMaura HubbellMar 14
@TimWardCam @fesshole I mowed a snake once, by accident. I still feel bad about it more than 40 years later.
Show threadMostlyTato
@SistaWendy @TimWardCam @fesshole
I ran over an adder once as it crossed the A43. Couldn't avoid it. I felt it through the wheels, poor thing.
Mar 14 at 8:39pmWeb