plutonianMar 13
tell me about your sleep paralysis demons and i will rate how sexually attractive they are on a scale of 1-10
Show threadMaho 🦝🍻Mar 14
@plut0nian can't see it. But it is there.
Show threadshellsharks 🌙Mar 14
@mapache @plut0nian Yeah same. I was like… y’all seein’ your SP demons? My pos demon likes to move slowly towards me right out of view and then reach its hand out (or that’s what I feel at least). Asshole.
Show threadplutonianMar 14
@afterdark @mapache 2/10 for both of these, tbh these demons have to put more effort into it, they are phoning it in at this point. although the hand reaching out is pretty creepy. they can have an extra point for that, 3/10
Show threadshellsharks 🌙Mar 14
@plut0nian @mapache This tracks. Thanks for all you do 🫥🫶
Show threadMaho 🦝🍻Mar 14
@afterdark @plut0nian wait, so we got the normie vanilla experience?
Show threadshellsharks 🌙
@mapache @plut0nian Regular ol' shapeless dread. Weak sauce!
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Show threadplutonianMar 14
@afterdark @mapache i'm afraid that i was accusing your sleep demons of being basic bitches. 😔 but don't listen to me. Formless Ominous Dread is still sexy, it's still good.
Show threadshellsharks 🌙Mar 14
@plut0nian @mapache Having never seen it, I can't say *for sure* that it's not rocking uggs and a north face jacket 🤷‍♂️