@huggydudeđŸ‡ș🇩Mar 14
Brian Jopek

When the anti-FOTUS combat veterans let the satire loose.
#Satire
#EpsteinFiles
#IranWar

“After a squad of irregular Iranian fighters breached the perimeter of his base in the region, Marine Cpl. Brian McVeigh heroically dove on a grenade to save the Dow Jones Industrial Average from falling below 50,000, sources confirmed today.” - The Duffel Blog

https://www.duffelblog.com/marine-dives-on-grenade-to-save-dow-from-falling-below-50-000/?fbclid=IwZnRzaAQhUOJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEezvB8IDLRfHYMrvNOxuTJ2kXqswZak1HVuvuUF11gcJ1vw6N5tCx7svRstnY_aem_ovlqKXzo_bfCpwIxFK_ZMA

Marine dives on grenade to save Dow from falling below 50,000

Commandant praises sacrifice for ‘investor confidence’

Duffel Blog
Mar 13 at 8:24pmWeb
Show threadElisabeth MMar 13
@BrianJopek "McVeigh was severely wounded by the blast but survived. Initial indications from leadership are that he likely will not receive a Purple Heart or Combat Action Ribbon because 'it’s not a war, just a limited combat operation.'"
Show threadtootbruteMar 14
@BrianJopek the onion for military news. I'll keep an eye on this to laugh so I don't cry
Show threadtootbruteMar 14

@BrianJopek this news source is solid.

Typo leads to epic furry parties all over Tehran
'I even booked a flight. Packed my wolf outfit,' Defense Secretary says.

I'm reading about the furry party. Pretty sick tbh

Show threadBrian JopekMar 14
@tootbrute I have one “news” subscription and it’s for the DB.