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“After a squad of irregular Iranian fighters breached the perimeter of his base in the region, Marine Cpl. Brian McVeigh heroically dove on a grenade to save the Dow Jones Industrial Average from falling below 50,000, sources confirmed today.” - The Duffel Blog

https://www.duffelblog.com/marine-dives-on-grenade-to-save-dow-from-falling-below-50-000/?fbclid=IwZnRzaAQhUOJleHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEezvB8IDLRfHYMrvNOxuTJ2kXqswZak1HVuvuUF11gcJ1vw6N5tCx7svRstnY_aem_ovlqKXzo_bfCpwIxFK_ZMA

Marine dives on grenade to save Dow from falling below 50,000

Commandant praises sacrifice for ‘investor confidence’

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@BrianJopek the onion for military news. I'll keep an eye on this to laugh so I don't cry
@tootbrute I have one “news” subscription and it’s for the DB.