thepwnicornMar 14
David Gerard
SILICON VALLEY: I'm buzzing with a new idea
EVERYONE: New idea or just crimes again?
SILICON VALLEY: ... Crimes again
EVERYONE: well at least this time it wasn't reinventing buses
Mar 14 at 1:18amWeb
Show threadGeorge BMar 14

@davidgerard

Reinventing bash in the stupidest way possible was definitely one of the ideas in this wave among the crimes

Show threadKraftwerk-Das Model CollapseMar 14
@davidgerard in a very adjacent universe it's Grimes again
Show threadDavid GerardMar 14
@dngrs EVERYONE TO ELON: New girlfriend or just Grimes again?
Show threadDogiedog64Mar 14
It's amazing how hard he's been obliterated by losing Grimes. He's gonna be chasing that high for the rest of his life, and Ketamine won't fill the hole.
Show threadDźwiedziuMar 14

@davidgerard
It's always Grimes on his mind when he's having his sperm harvested for his new incubator^Wgirlfriend.

@dngrs

Show threadconspicuous-nonlurker-99Mar 14
wow they are really good at that whole crimes thing
Show threadconspicuous-nonlurker-99Mar 14
i think they should do a different type of crimes tho :3
Show threadMx. Eddie RMar 14
@davidgerard
TECHBRO: hear me out... crime buses. *AI* crime buses.
Show threadPile Of GarbageMar 14

@silvermoon82 @davidgerard

EVERYONE: do they prevent crimes or commit crimes?

TECHBRO:

Show threadDr. SobekMar 14
@davidgerard Or trains !
Show threadDźwiedziuMar 14
@davidgerard
SILICON VALLEY, on the side quietly deletes plans of crimes with reinvented buses.
Show threadkaimacMar 14
@davidgerard be gay have ideas
Show threadChristmas TreeMar 14
@davidgerard