Raoul De Guchteneere
Stefan Edward JonesThe way to Mount Doom is open for hobbits. The only thing prohibiting ring transport are 50,000 orcs, giant spiders, Nazgul patrolling the skies for eagles, and a giant malevolent flaming lidless eye, tirelessly casting its gaze here and there.
Andrew
William Hamilton@StefanEJones The hobbits at least had a skillet —
“This is for Frodo!” *CLANG*
“This is for the Shire!” *CLANG*
“This is for my old Gaffer!” *CLANG*
“And this is on general principles!” *CLANG*
tessarakt@StefanEJones The US are open for tourism and other travel. The only things prohibiting this are social media checks at the border, a SA like state-sponsored armed hooligan troop, and the effective suspension of all legal remedies.
Bloomnolia 
D. G. MarshallOne does not simply walk into the Straits of Hormuz.
Gerard Thomas@StefanEJones The Ferrari is your to buy. The only thing stopping you is the large amount of cash needed. FFS, is this guy for real? The world collectively laughs their arse off and cries at the same time.
James@iamgerardthomas @StefanEJones
They like to rewrite reality so that they are not wrong.
Gotta get him to a national park and give him a "buffalos are your friends" meme.
Cogito Ergo Disputo@StefanEJones it would be open if it wasn't closed. It is open in our hearts. Thoughts and prayers.
datarama@StefanEJones He really isn't the sharpest salmon in the lake, is he?
rakoo@StefanEJones tbh the one way to resume transit is to stop US an Israeli aggression of neighboring countries and their mass killings of civilians
notsoloud@StefanEJones
I think this will be the Rumsfeld "unknown unknowns" quote of this war.
Rumsfeld at least communicated something useful and intelligent, this one is just a public self own.
Menno@StefanEJones
Uh, yeah ... And by the way that tanker plane that crashed in Iraq, definitely was *not* brought down by enemy fire.
It crashed due to technical difficulties.
Those difficulties being it's lack of flying capacity, owing to the giant holes in the wings, made there by a SAM from a bunch on unfriendly rebels, but remember that's not what caused the crash. Gravity is to blame. 😎
Uh, yeah ... And by the way that tanker plane that crashed in Iraq, definitely was *not* brought down by enemy fire.
It crashed due to technical difficulties.
Those difficulties being it's lack of flying capacity, owing to the giant holes in the wings, made there by a SAM from a bunch on unfriendly rebels, but remember that's not what caused the crash. Gravity is to blame. 😎
haui ☭
🇵🇸@StefanEJones
Wait a second. Are you equating the country that has been historically mass murdered and again attacked unprovoked to mordor?
Wait a second. Are you equating the country that has been historically mass murdered and again attacked unprovoked to mordor?
Uriel Fanelli@StefanEJones and the locusts.