Stefan Edward JonesMar 13
The way to Mount Doom is open for hobbits. The only thing prohibiting ring transport are 50,000 orcs, giant spiders, Nazgul patrolling the skies for eagles, and a giant malevolent flaming lidless eye, tirelessly casting its gaze here and there.
Show threadWilliam Hamilton

@StefanEJones The hobbits at least had a skillet —

“This is for Frodo!” *CLANG*
“This is for the Shire!” *CLANG*
“This is for my old Gaffer!” *CLANG*
“And this is on general principles!” *CLANG*

Mar 13 at 7:25pmWeb