sad_detective_man

Lemmyshitpost lately

https://sopuli.xyz/post/42536919

Mar 13 at 6:20pmWeb
Show threadChippys_mittensMar 13
Queen of queens
Show threadFreeBeardMar 13

Only the King of Kings might satisfy her.

Are YOU up for the task?

Show threadordnance_qf_17_pounderMar 13
Who’s going to take one for the team and bang Violet?
Show threadfenrasulfrMar 13
You asume she wants any of us basement dwellers.
Show threadsurewhynotlemMar 13
She does seem extremely picky.
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 13
I’m not a huge fan of middle aged men.
Show threadramassesMar 13
Thatsbwhat she said
Show threadGrailMar 14
Come on SatansMaggotyCumFart, don’t misgender. If she says she’s a lady, she’s a lady.
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 14
And if she chooses a troll instance to post from but says she’s eighteen these thirsty motherfuckers eat that shit up.
Show threadGrailMar 14
Ain’t nothing wrong with a little fun. She ain’t hurting anyone, is she? Then let’s believe her.
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 14
You can chose to believe what you want to believe.
Show threadGrailMar 14
Hell yeah, that’s soulism
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 14
I’m still fairly sure I’m a brain in a jar and everything is imperfect data being fed to me.
Show threadGrailMar 14
Then make up your own data so you can have a nice illusory universe. Don’t let the evil demon choose what illusions you see.
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 14

Demon?

Daemon maybe.

Show threadsad_detective_manMar 14

🚨KANT HAS BEEN MENTIONED!🚨

🚨I REPEAT KANT HAS BEEN MENTIONED IN THE ENORMOUS BAZUNGALUNGALUNGA THREAD🚨

Show threadGrailMar 14
Well technically it was a Descartes reference, though I do adore the way Kant deconstructed Descartes.
Show threadsad_detective_manMar 14
Shitfuck. I do read books, I swear (I was completely unaware of this and just messed up the names)
Show threadGrailMar 14
You got really close, most people wouldn’t clock the reference at all
Show threadAgrivarMar 13
Why would we want to do anything that might detract from all her awesome hornyposting? It’s such a pleasant change to have it coming from a lady!
Show threadsad_detective_manMar 13
Exactly. ↑↑↑↑
Show threadwizardbeardMar 13

Man, I can’t be the only one that feels like it’s just a little creepy to talk about someone any of us only barely know through the internet like that. Especially knowing she’s literally 18 vs the average age around here seeming to start at the upper 30s.

Anyway, from what I can tell she doesn’t have much issue getting it, she’s just still horny. Having the collective of lemmy effectively cheering her on probably doesn’t help, even if her posts are legitimately entertaining.

I remember being a sexually active 18yo. Hormones are a motherfucker. Young, dumb, and full of cum. Had a long term GF who was just as much of a freak as I was. We used to try and beat our “high score” of orgasms per day. I was in no way “deprived” yet it was still easily 75% of what I thought about at any given moment. I found an old reddit account of mine from that time, and it is embarassingly horny as hell.

So cut the (quite) young adult some slack and don’t be parasocial about it please.

Show threadordnance_qf_17_pounderMar 14
Well you certainly know more about her than I do.
Show threadwuffahMar 13
gladly trading the Great Barrier Reef for this
Show threadAnotherUsernameMar 13
I am SO HAPPY to see big tits on my timeline instead of anime children showing their whole ass. Like. Reddit is not ok. I will happily accept having to see mommy milkers instead of lipless, eyebrow-deficient bobbleheaded children in lingerie.
Show threadsad_detective_manMar 13
For real right? Fuck neonatal features 🙅 all my homies love broads who are above drinking age. And probably not drawn by a dude who only consumes cartoon porn.
Show threadhemkoMar 13
Show threadickplantMar 13
Show threadCarlMar 13
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Show threadsad_detective_manMar 13
Show threadgreygoreMar 14
Sean Connery + Mr Bean = Walter Breen?!
Show threadMeatPilotMar 14
Show threadSlurpingPusMar 14
‘Zazmoze’s potion’
Show threadAgrivarMar 13
Yes! I’ve found my people!
Show threadTrickDacyMar 13
Yeah you gotta start blocking those communities. I’ve probably blocked 50 at this point and Lemmy is 100 times better without the stream of weird drawings of half naked teenagers
Show threadwizardbeardMar 13

I assume you must have blocked the anime lemmy instance, or ml doesn’t federate with it. It’s not contained to reddit by any means.

There’s a small cadre of users posting fan art of various shows and games on lemmy too, where I regularly can tell at a glance that whatever artist they’re posting also does hentai. Sometimes what they’ve posted is even just the one SFW image from a set. Thank god for the block button.

Show threadCarlMar 13
Did you see Jamie Lee Curtis promoting this film?
Jamie Lee Curtis promoting new movies, comments section is wild #fyp #memes #jamieleecurtis

YouTube
Show threadBleatingZombieMar 13
I’m scared to click on that. What movie is it?
Show threadCarlMar 14
It is a freaky disney film.
Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Mar 14
Looks to be a classic mother-daughter flick where they use each other’s bodies.
Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Mar 14
Jesus Christ.
Show threadHugeNerdMar 14
Like an orange in a sock
Show threadpotoooooooo ✅️Mar 14
Like a couple of Honeybaked Hams.
Show threadVespairMar 14
Man, fucking sing it!
Show threadhansoloMar 13
I, for one, welcome our new busty overlords.
Show threadTopRespect782Mar 13
WTF is that?!! WTF you did?!!
Show thread🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 Mar 13
🎵 If you’re a big fat man, I’m a titty fan, and I’d love to see yours too! 🎵
Show threadFluffy_RuffsMar 13
I can’t tell you how much I hate this.
Show threadJasonDJMar 13
Kevin James stars as Bob in Adam Sandler’s Fight Club.
Show threadFedizenMar 13
Its a good look.
Show threadChee_KoalaMar 13
Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures.
Show threadTrickDacyMar 13
Probably need a spoiler tag… As this is, NSFW or something? Honestly no idea what is going on here
Show threadGrailMar 14
Okay, so Troy and Abed, two community college students, told a scary story where two military pilots crash landed in the woods by a mad scientist’s cabin. The scientist (depicted as their elderly friend Pierce) sewed them together while they were unconscious from the crash. But what he didn’t realise is that connecting their brains together gave them psychic powers. So then they did weird surgery on him for revenge. They put his butt on his chest and swapped his hands and feet. This is him after he wakes up from the surgery.
Show threadTrickDacyMar 14
Stream of consciousness. Ok …
Show threadfleemMar 14
troy and abed in the morning… nights
Show threadflambonksciousMar 13
Is that Miriam margoylees?
Show threadexasperationMar 14
Show threadTrickDacyMar 13
Lol that’s horrifying
Show threadSundrayMar 13
Maul Blart, Bust Cop
Show threadKowowowMar 13

Dr. Jones big naturals

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