sad_detective_manMar 13

Lemmyshitpost lately

https://sopuli.xyz/post/42536919

Show threadordnance_qf_17_pounder
Who’s going to take one for the team and bang Violet?
Mar 13 at 6:31pmWeb
Show threadfenrasulfrMar 13
You asume she wants any of us basement dwellers.
Show threadsurewhynotlemMar 13
She does seem extremely picky.
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 13
I’m not a huge fan of middle aged men.
Show threadramassesMar 13
Thatsbwhat she said
Show threadGrailMar 14
Come on SatansMaggotyCumFart, don’t misgender. If she says she’s a lady, she’s a lady.
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 14
And if she chooses a troll instance to post from but says she’s eighteen these thirsty motherfuckers eat that shit up.
Show threadGrailMar 14
Ain’t nothing wrong with a little fun. She ain’t hurting anyone, is she? Then let’s believe her.
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 14
You can chose to believe what you want to believe.
Show threadGrailMar 14
Hell yeah, that’s soulism
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 14
I’m still fairly sure I’m a brain in a jar and everything is imperfect data being fed to me.
Show threadGrailMar 14
Then make up your own data so you can have a nice illusory universe. Don’t let the evil demon choose what illusions you see.
Show threadSatansMaggotyCumFartMar 14

Demon?

Daemon maybe.

Show threadsad_detective_manMar 14

🚨KANT HAS BEEN MENTIONED!🚨

🚨I REPEAT KANT HAS BEEN MENTIONED IN THE ENORMOUS BAZUNGALUNGALUNGA THREAD🚨

Show threadGrailMar 14
Well technically it was a Descartes reference, though I do adore the way Kant deconstructed Descartes.
Show threadsad_detective_manMar 14
Shitfuck. I do read books, I swear (I was completely unaware of this and just messed up the names)
Show threadGrailMar 14
You got really close, most people wouldn’t clock the reference at all
Show threadAgrivarMar 13
Why would we want to do anything that might detract from all her awesome hornyposting? It’s such a pleasant change to have it coming from a lady!
Show threadsad_detective_manMar 13
Exactly. ↑↑↑↑
Show threadwizardbeardMar 13

Man, I can’t be the only one that feels like it’s just a little creepy to talk about someone any of us only barely know through the internet like that. Especially knowing she’s literally 18 vs the average age around here seeming to start at the upper 30s.

Anyway, from what I can tell she doesn’t have much issue getting it, she’s just still horny. Having the collective of lemmy effectively cheering her on probably doesn’t help, even if her posts are legitimately entertaining.

I remember being a sexually active 18yo. Hormones are a motherfucker. Young, dumb, and full of cum. Had a long term GF who was just as much of a freak as I was. We used to try and beat our “high score” of orgasms per day. I was in no way “deprived” yet it was still easily 75% of what I thought about at any given moment. I found an old reddit account of mine from that time, and it is embarassingly horny as hell.

So cut the (quite) young adult some slack and don’t be parasocial about it please.

Show threadordnance_qf_17_pounderMar 14
Well you certainly know more about her than I do.