"Our proprietary AI robots independently recreate any open source project from scratch"

https://malus.sh/

MALUS - Clean Room as a Service | Liberation from Open Source Attribution

they claim "Zero exposure to original source" but surely all popular Open Source projects have been read and parsed by every LLM in existence many times over
@bagder This is clearly satire

@clementd @bagder

> This service is provided "as is" without warranty. MalusCorp is not responsible for any legal consequences, moral implications, or late-night guilt spirals resulting from use of our services.

😆

@jer @bagder > The MalusCorp Guarantee™
If any of our liberated code is found to infringe on the original license, we'll provide a full refund and relocate our corporate headquarters to international waters.*

*This has never happened because it legally cannot happen. Trust us.

@clementd @bagder You'd think, but it follows on from his talk on it.. https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/speaker/mike_nolan/
FOSDEM 2026 - Mike Nolan

@tony @clementd @bagder it doesnt seem that his talk on it is positive about the phenomenon
@clementd @bagder Absolutely, and I love all the hidden (or not so much hidden) gems such as: "Those maintainers worked for free—why should they get credit?" or "Third-party audits finding 'issues'? What if you could just... not deal with any of that?" 😄
@bagder is copyright still a thing ... I thought it got blown up with llm ? lets wait till oracle database source is recreated ... maybe opinions will change.
@jimfuller whoever told you that was misinformed
@jimfuller
Bad news: FOSS code gets turned into proprietary code.
Good news: Source available and leaked proprietary code can be turned into FOSS code.
@bagder

@bagder "Full legal indemnification*
*Through our offshore subsidiary in a jurisdiction that doesn't recognize software copyright"

Lol.

@bagder if you read the fine print it is too sarcastic to be real 😀, so i agree it is probably a joke
@bagder On what did they train then? Proprietary sources? They need something, where is it from?

@bagder So this is logical conclusion of the python chardet library re-license.

Getting a court to rule is probably the only way to get a answer one way or another, but getting the LLMs to say definitively what is in the training set will probably be hard (claimed trade secrets).

Even if it's satire it won't be long

@bagder "If any of our liberated code is found to infringe on the original license, we'll provide a full refund and relocate our corporate headquarters to international waters.*
*This has never happened because it legally cannot happen. Trust us." and <all the testimonials' companies>

this seems like satire
@bagder update: this is based on a talk from FOSDEM 2026, which, slop being used (mostly for slides) for the purpose of satire aside, is actually a quite nice talk
FOSDEM 2026 - Let's end open source together with this one simple trick

so yeah, I would say that this is most likely satire
@bagder I sure as fuck hope so, because that page makes me sick.
@foosel
War on OpenSource on a new level or pure fake. 🫩
@bagder
@beandev @foosel @bagder “If any of our liberated code is found to infringe on the original license, we'll provide a full refund and relocate our corporate headquarters to international waters.”

@ramsey @beandev @foosel @bagder

The Testemonials did it for me, it's a very convincing satire, the names and companies are quite amusing.

@sotolf @ramsey @beandev @bagder Yeah, that was also the point where I came to the conclusion it's satire, with a bit of worrying it's just placeholder text...

@foosel @ramsey @beandev @bagder

Yeah, but it probably shouldn't say "report:verified" in the corner then, unless of course it's real slop, almost all the links on the bottom of the page links to nothing as well (https://malus.sh/#) so either it's very sloppy stuff or it's a scarily real-looking satire.

MALUS - Clean Room as a Service | Liberation from Open Source Attribution

@sotolf @ramsey @beandev @bagder The sad thing is that we have to actually wonder if that might be real. A couple years ago I'd have gone "haha, sure", but with all the greed and end stage capitalism we find ourselves in, I wouldn't be surprised if something like that actually turned out to be real.
@foosel @sotolf @ramsey @beandev @bagder are we calling this effect “peeling The Onion”?
‘cause that’s what it feels like to me

@bagder Their blog: "Some will argue that what we do is exploitative, that we are extracting the ideas from open source while leaving behind the people who contributed them. To this I say: yes, that is a reasonably accurate description of our business model. It is also a reasonably accurate description of [...] virtually every company that has ever used open source software. We are simply being honest about it, and charging a fee for the privilege."

Must be satire indeed

@wouter @bagder The blog post felt disturbingly plausible as something a Silicon Valley type might take as design inspiration and pitch for venture capital funding :P

(which is the point, I know, but still, ugh)

@bagder are you saying that Dr. Heinrich Offshore isn’t a real person?!
@bagder It's good satire. I'm glad you boosted it.
@bagder I thought HAL was merely dark satire... until I used Gemini heavily in 2025
@bagder The "Through our offshore subsidiary in a jurisdiction that doesn't recognize software copyright" asterisk is just *chef's kiss*
@bagder ... satire? Yet.
[insert Bart/Homer Simpson meme]
@bagder @bagder definitely satire, but like.... very good satire.

@bagder Actually, bear with me here.

1. Live somewhere that is functionally immune from civil suits from "big" countries.
2. Promise to license-liberate these big companies.
3. Give them the exact code without the license doc itself.
4. Let them include the "safe" code in their proprietary codebase.
5. Report them for license violations.

FOSDEM 2026 - Let's end open source together with this one simple trick

@jzb @bagder Yeah, FOSDEM 2026 is referenced explicitly in the footer of the blog post linked from the front page.
@bagder you know what? Nowadays such claims are tricky to identify as satire... 😉
Just wait a bit. Some random CEO will call this a great idea. 😜
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@bagder Gotta love the tag at the bottom: "MalusCorp is not responsible for any legal consequences, moral implications, or late-night guilt spirals resulting from use of our services."
@bagder The product reviews by "definitely real corporation", yeah.

@bagder

The MalusCorp Guarantee™

If any of our liberated code is found to infringe on the original license, we'll provide a full refund and relocate our corporate headquarters to international waters.*

*This has never happened because it legally cannot happen. Trust us.

@bagder I treat satire as the real thing, lest i come across the real thing and believe it's satire.
@bagder This was satire (as far as I could tell); I attended the talk at FOSDEM: https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/SUVS7G-lets_end_open_source_together_with_this_one_simple_trick
FOSDEM 2026 - Let's end open source together with this one simple trick

@bagder

The "$0 Attribution Given" proud metric is what gave it away for me. Good one!

@bagder

"No attribution. No copyleft. No problems." 🤮

EDIT: Wait... is this a parody? The quoted examples are people like "Patricia Bottomline" and "Dr. Heinrich Offshore" 😅

@bagder "never seen the source", right.

@bagder I can't see that passing a legal test, but it'll probably take a few cases.

And why only open source? If it's that legally effective recreating Windows would be high on the list. Of course that'd get them sued by Microsoft, so maybe they're not so sure about their claims after all..

@bagder the language they use makes it hard for me to believe they are serious

@bagder

I'm by far no expert in (online) irony & sarcasm, but that looks a lot like a satirical site, doesn't it?

(At least I hope it is.)

@bagder the AI bros are just trolling us now
@bagder Well made parody !
@bagder Nice trolling, but I'm puzzled, what happens if you pay? The stripe checkout page is real. Wouldn't that be considered scamming then?
@bagder April 1st gets earlier every year, right?

@geospacedman @bagder

I also got tricked until I read the "AGPL contamination" snippet:)