"Our proprietary AI robots independently recreate any open source project from scratch"
"Our proprietary AI robots independently recreate any open source project from scratch"
@bagder "Full legal indemnification*
*Through our offshore subsidiary in a jurisdiction that doesn't recognize software copyright"
Lol.
@bagder So this is logical conclusion of the python chardet library re-license.
Getting a court to rule is probably the only way to get a answer one way or another, but getting the LLMs to say definitively what is in the training set will probably be hard (claimed trade secrets).
Even if it's satire it won't be long
@foosel @ramsey @beandev @bagder
Yeah, but it probably shouldn't say "report:verified" in the corner then, unless of course it's real slop, almost all the links on the bottom of the page links to nothing as well (https://malus.sh/#) so either it's very sloppy stuff or it's a scarily real-looking satire.
@bagder Their blog: "Some will argue that what we do is exploitative, that we are extracting the ideas from open source while leaving behind the people who contributed them. To this I say: yes, that is a reasonably accurate description of our business model. It is also a reasonably accurate description of [...] virtually every company that has ever used open source software. We are simply being honest about it, and charging a fee for the privilege."
Must be satire indeed
@bagder Actually, bear with me here.
1. Live somewhere that is functionally immune from civil suits from "big" countries.
2. Promise to license-liberate these big companies.
3. Give them the exact code without the license doc itself.
4. Let them include the "safe" code in their proprietary codebase.
5. Report them for license violations.
@bagder I think it sprang from this at FOSDEM: https://fosdem.org/2026/schedule/event/SUVS7G-lets_end_open_source_together_with_this_one_simple_trick/
Or is related to it, anyway...
The MalusCorp Guarantee™
If any of our liberated code is found to infringe on the original license, we'll provide a full refund and relocate our corporate headquarters to international waters.*
*This has never happened because it legally cannot happen. Trust us.
The "$0 Attribution Given" proud metric is what gave it away for me. Good one!
"No attribution. No copyleft. No problems." 🤮
EDIT: Wait... is this a parody? The quoted examples are people like "Patricia Bottomline" and "Dr. Heinrich Offshore" 😅
@bagder I can't see that passing a legal test, but it'll probably take a few cases.
And why only open source? If it's that legally effective recreating Windows would be high on the list. Of course that'd get them sued by Microsoft, so maybe they're not so sure about their claims after all..
I'm by far no expert in (online) irony & sarcasm, but that looks a lot like a satirical site, doesn't it?
(At least I hope it is.)
I also got tricked until I read the "AGPL contamination" snippet:)