Ok important stuff here: how would a mola mola wear jeans? (Inspired by photo by @skinnylatte )
@Moss @skinnylatte
I am glad *someone* could answer that timeless question!
@Moss @skinnylatte because the back fins look like legs to me, I think it would wear jeans that are wrapped around both back fins, with the waist ahead of its trailing back fins.
@Moss @skinnylatte
I vote wig style, belt area bangs and the legs hanging over opposite sides of the face
@Moss @skinnylatte they wouldn't. They have the smallest brain to body ratio of any animal if I'm correct. The jeans would wear them.

@Moss

Bottom left, on the tail.