HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAH THAT WING SURFING SEGMENT HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH I don't know if this is meant as slapstick comedy, but I'm convinced everyone learnt the mechanics by falling into their death within five seconds on first attempt.

I'm at the Soiree and it's suddenly becoming quite interesting.

Junah is implied will be a party member. So we have a One Race Per Character party most likely. We are a fox missing and a third eye person missing so far. Hope it's Catherina.

Speculation:

Elda: lol there's only one
Clemar: Leon
Roussainte: Hulkenberg wait does she have a first name
Eugief: Heismay
Nidia: Junah???
Paripus: Catherina???
Ishkia: My precious brother in spirit Neuras
Rhoag: ???
Mustari: ???
Fairy: Gallica

They are all pretty shit to goblins and ogres tbh

No like seriously something is not right with Gallica. She's not livetweeting all the confidential stuff only because there are no internet in that verse.
I cannot believe this party. If they had any spare cash they would've hired bards to sing about how they want to assassinate Louis. While pretending to be working for Louis during the most sensitive election cycle.
I'm so proud of protagonist, who washed for the first time on 13th August. I think the game started on 1st of June.
It just occurred to me. Geographically the three country kingdom is Australia shaped. Virgas Island is Tasmania.
Masked Dancer will either turn out to be a super interesting class, or will just need re-equip between every encounter and becomes too tedious to use.

Metaphor is doing that ridiculous thing like Clair Obscur where the "difficulty" is it gives you turn icons then refuse to respect it.

This is so old. Try something more inter, like every time the players almost won a fight, delete the game off the console mid battle. Also irritating and petty shit over fairness, but at least interesting.

That octopus fight is the worst of going out of turn I've ever seen.

Enemy starts with two turns. It howls and gains four. Then between each it gets a free AoE raid wide without using a turn icon. Then because it's series of random hits there will be one Crit, which generates another free turn icon. So each "two turn icons" is really 15 back to back turns from the enemy, that's completely not communicated, that no one can survive through.

Just remove turn icons completely if games don't want to honour this shit.

Turn based JRPG folks
Just arrived to Virgas Island as invading imperialists. It's 41C. I hope the party dies of exposure.

Something I'm super glad about Metaphor, is it uses regional accents, but not assigning them with an assumed real world culture with weird stereotypes.

FFXIV was doing well until it decided that it needed fantasy Mongolia and fantasy South America etc. The fantasy Poland in 2.0 that's mostly Arab aesthetics felt way less pointed.

Ok fine I am a little sad that a certain lordling didn't turn up with full scale circa 2000s Mockney, mostly because how jarring it would be in the sense of, drill it in this isn't fantasy UK.

I'm at the cultural imperialists has to imperialism part.

But can I say that the second Voice of Cards is the best narrative regarding to this specific subject matter in video games. By a long shot. None of the weak sauce like FFX or Tales of Symphonia. Fujiko F Fujio also did really well on his soft scifi manga one shot.

I still maintain that Voice of Cards is the best Yoko Taro series.

Are we not gonna address this whole, the Metaphor verse's instability may have something to do with their cost of living with food? An ingredient that costs 10000 coins in the context that a starter sword costs like 1000? And that's one ingredient you can't even eat.

Let's get ready to dungeon crawl!
> Arrive to dungeon

Let's enter the dungeon!
> Scottish fold's foot got infected

Let's go home!
> Never knew what the dungeon look like roflmao

I just arrived to abandoned Shinjuku and literally what the fuck

I was not expecting to be caught with the same plot twist again, given how much both Monster Hunter and SMT IV wtf'd me good.

Junah is alright. Pleasant enough person. Useful skills. But every time Protagonist hangs out with her, she just... Sings. Which leaves me no choice but to throw myself overboard.
They found this in the underground ?trainstation of post apocalyptic Shinjuku. Anyone have the heart to tell them it's a disposable vape?
I'm not sure if I'm having a super bad run, or Shinjuku station has a particular shit design. There are absolutely no magla hollows past the one in entrance, as in nothing for hours at a time. It got so stupid that the best strategy now is intentionally run into all humans, escape the battle; and if any accidental mimicks shut the game and reload.
I'm also not super keen on how the mandatory social link from More has to be about levelling up the most useless class. What do you even do with merchant.
I feel like, every fabric outfit so far, from party members to random women in the capital, are just bits of curtains bought off Ikea and sewn together. Highly stylish, in a I don't know what to say kind of way.

Years ago, the place I worked at had a door issue. As in the glass door will not open. We left a fridge next to it, if there's a fire the idea is shut your eyes and smash the door with the fridge and escape.

Anyway that was how I ran through that Shinjuku stage. I had no MP left after like 3 fights.

Um so at the Virgas Island part, I think it might accidentally be a me problem rather than a game problem. I went into Shinjuku way too early, and now I'm blastering through all the optional dungeons. As if I were the fridge in the above mentioned fridge-glassdoor situation.

Not that I'm projecting my real life issues into this or anything.

I usually just turn up to all the optional dungeons regardless of the weather, as at this point it kinda doesn't matter. But 47C during a heatwave? Fuck no I'm escaping back to Trad where it's 15C and gonna do... public speaking or something instead.

"Here, honoured foreign guests! Before you leave, try our culturally significant rare fruit. We won't tell you that you'd be tripping balls on them. Enjoy the immediate long trip while operating an experimental vehicle on open sea while fucked out of your head!"

That's one way to take out the invading colonists I suppose.

And Altabury Heights main street is Melbourne CBD?

Junah is a technical singer who sounds like exactly why I can't listen to classic radio anymore. The vocal quality feels like my ear drums being sanded down with a dental drill.

I have no idea what happened in the cut scene of opera assassination. My ears were too tortured for that.

Ahhh, a fuck the right off battle where there's a distinctive status makes the entire fight over the top in length and irritation, but just have the plot point that prevents your team from being able to prepare for any of them.

Do I want to restart the game so I just happened to have 6 anti-frostbite gear for this one Rella battle?

Hell no.

When a fight is so absurd that immediately you just skip every scene so you can save and you never have to suffer that again.

I'm sure it's moving and plot important and blah blah blah but that was a horrible bottleneck, and at least here the scene isn't worth it

Unfortunately the backlog only goes so far. I guess I'll never know wtf is Rella's deal. Except that I'm absolutely not suffering that fight ever again
I really like the brothers. Probably the only party members I really truly felt affection toward.

I got to my usual favourite location that's all snow, and I'm kinda just losing momentum. Like I'm 7 days away from ?final (not sure because calendar has one more month), and the grinding is so tedious and I'm not half way unlocked yet.

It felt like there's too much to get through in the context of character building, without the same amount of content to make the build worthwhile. And because I like to explore and find out the best built myself, the way the game economy works discourages that as well.

My fucking face when the plot twist is "you are someone else's creative fantasy. Now you know this you have white hair."

To be fair, I suspect Clair Obscur and Metaphor came up with this gimmick independently. It's just, it's really not a plot good enough to worth one telling.

And if you max "Tolerance" the rank you get is called "Saviour", on a particularly marginalised island that you are essentially an imperialist royal invader who took their sacred spear and using it as a daily weapon.

>:(

Metaphor has to be the worst Guide Dammit game. I'm 3 days until the end, one more ranking event, and my bottleneck is I can't physically find the person who needs a talking to, despite the game just said "talk to him during the day".

It has a teleport to whoever you need to talk to function, just it doesn't work.

Like the whole game felt more like on limited time to guess what it wants you to do. Persona series weren't even remotely as bad as this.
Update: even the guides don't know the answer to this, and I feel dirty for using a guide.
@BigShellEvent ouch! Sounds like a game I would not enjoy very much which is fine, not all games are for all gamers. But that just sounds god awful. 😢

@sayonaraminasan it's... Certainly making me feel things, which I prefer over nothing.

The core issue imo is it is taking too many risks with things that should be safe (QoL, players shouldn't be pointlessly misled about builds), but way too safe about the narrative that so far is showing nothing of real substance.