I firmly believe that all 14 year olds should surreptitiously be given Pratchett by someone that isn't a parent.

Especially if they live in a household where they have to hide it because it contains witches.

They are books that teach you how to think, even in the face of extreme authority.

This is my story. I would be a much worse person without having Pratchett books in my life.

#GNUTerryPratchett #Pratchett #TerryPratchett #Pterry

@PetraPhoenix If I catch you tuning a banjo, I'm legging it...
@chloeraccoon "NO! NOT THE HEDGEHOG SONG!!!" 😃 @PetraPhoenix

@BackFromTheDud @chloeraccoon

It's when I climb onto the table you really need to take cover

@PetraPhoenix @BackFromTheDud It's just apples...
@PetraPhoenix @BackFromTheDud ...well. Mostly apples.
@chloeraccoon @PetraPhoenix @BackFromTheDud
I think the cider near Emly Castle (?) near Evesham is all apples, but reputed to be served from a bucket and diluted for visitors. I've not seen that, though I did stay near Evesham for quite a while. I've only seen video of Morris dancing and it does look scarier than Irish dancing (group or step dancing).
@raymaccarthy Morris Dancing IS scary: A bunch of people, drinking cider, and with big sticks, jumping around in a pub car park should terrify anyone!! @chloeraccoon @PetraPhoenix
@BackFromTheDud @chloeraccoon @PetraPhoenix
Yet they didn't find any accordions in Iraq, or any other weapons of mass destruction such as bagpipes. Not even a hurdy-gurdy!
@raymaccarthy @chloeraccoon @PetraPhoenix
I gather the Accordion is popular in North Korea. Mr Kim has clearly not heard this pearl of wisdom...

@BackFromTheDud @raymaccarthy @chloeraccoon @PetraPhoenix

This applies to a lot of things, not just accordians.