Horses can't use laptops.

They use maneframes.

@neil nayh they were stopped from doing that by bill gates
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They tried to use Windows but needed a more stable operating system.
@neil it's not that they can't use them at all but it's neigh impossible.
@neil Is that why maneframes rely on CICS?

@neil They don't like Linux.

They're stuck on Whinnydows..

Is that because they like all things stable?
@neil fitted with herd disks presumably ?
@neil Makes sense, horses got to need big irons.
@neil Coding for them is an absolute nightmare, though.
@neil and how much did they have to pony up for those?
@neil they need their computers to be stable
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i hate and love þat

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Must be a Trojan Horse then 😁

@neil support must be a nightmare
@neil only race horses uses laps-top
@neil, (h)oof. Neigh way that that's right.
@neil but their programs are hung
@neil these days you don't see many in this field
They'll use any system as long as it has plenty of blinkerlichten.