Kicking around some presentation titles for the next #infosec conference.

Evaluated Effectiveness of Alert Triage Procedures in Environments Generating Fourteen Thousand Alerts Per Hour

Thermal Dissipation Characteristics of Incident Response Plans Upon First Contact With an Actual Incident

Preliminary Observations on the Discoverability of Internal Services Believed to Be Unreachable From the Public Internet

On the Emergent Capacity of Compliance Frameworks to Generate Audit Evidence of Controls That Do Not Operationally Exist

A Controlled Study of Air-Gap Integrity in Environments Where One or More Authorised Personnel Have Described the Air Gap as "A Bit Much, Honestly"

A Longitudinal Assessment of the Half-Life of "Temporary" Admin Credentials Issued During an Outage at 3 AM on a Sunday

Structural Analysis of Zero-Trust Architectures Following the Introduction of a Single Vendor Appliance Requiring Trust

Cognitive Characteristics of Risk Acceptance Decisions Made in Meetings Scheduled for Thirty Minutes Before a Public Holiday

So hard to choose which one to present at a #conference.