I love when I come up with a satirical idea, but people have actually done it earnestly.

HARD PROTEIN! GET DRUNK AND FIT AT THE SAME TIME!

@LilahTovMoon Back in the day they made a movie of Steinbeck’s “Cannery Row” with Debra Winger and Nick Nolte. Nick’s character decided to finally try making a beer milkshake. It didn’t go well.
Saving you the trouble.

@SonofaGeorge @LilahTovMoon Think Dave Lister got that figured out eventually, if memory serves...

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@LilahTovMoon that just ain't right...
@LilahTovMoon must be an IPA for that distinction taste of toxic masculinity.
@LilahTovMoon I can drink this to get "mad gainz" in my BAC

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