(texting Steelers fan Husband)
Me: Antonio Brown is wanted for murder!
Husband (1 hour later): What a surprise

Theory: Kristi Noem's Insta-thot extensions are actually built in to her omnipresent baseball caps.

You know who looks FANTASTIC? Monica Lewinsky.

Things that are currently annoying Husband:
1) Steelers picking up Aaron Rodgers
2) Trump's stupid expensive military parade
3) Me forgetting to bring him extra cake from the graduation party I attended

Pride shirt around MAGAts update: nobody cared! It was glorious! I also brought a super gay fan and clacked it when appropriate, it was a total hit.

Wearing a pride tank top to a graduation party with MAGAts, will report back later

As a Pittsburgh-born and raised Steelers fan, Husband is FUCKING DEVASTATED about them picking up Aaron Rodgers. As a Packers fan, I too am devastated by the continued, baffling existence of Aaron Rodgers.

Me debating whether to stop by the Madison (WI) farmer's market on Saturday (going through town):
I hate people
I hate shopping
I like walking
I like "sights and smells"
I hate parking
I like Madison
I am apathetic about cheese curds

I made a pie chart.