Clare

@ClareTheAmazon@mastodon.online
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An ADHD introvert who loves obstacle racing and bad television. Enjoy my antisocial media!
(texting Steelers fan Husband)
Me: Antonio Brown is wanted for murder!
Husband (1 hour later): What a surprise
Theory: Kristi Noem's Insta-thot extensions are actually built in to her omnipresent baseball caps.
You know who looks FANTASTIC? Monica Lewinsky.

Nobody:

Absolutely no one:

My brain at 3 AM: why couldn't Saved By The Bell be consistent over who was a good singer or not?!

Things that are currently annoying Husband:
1) Steelers picking up Aaron Rodgers
2) Trump's stupid expensive military parade
3) Me forgetting to bring him extra cake from the graduation party I attended
Pride shirt around MAGAts update: nobody cared! It was glorious! I also brought a super gay fan and clacked it when appropriate, it was a total hit.
Wearing a pride tank top to a graduation party with MAGAts, will report back later
As a Pittsburgh-born and raised Steelers fan, Husband is FUCKING DEVASTATED about them picking up Aaron Rodgers. As a Packers fan, I too am devastated by the continued, baffling existence of Aaron Rodgers.
Me debating whether to stop by the Madison (WI) farmer's market on Saturday (going through town):
I hate people
I hate shopping
I like walking
I like "sights and smells"
I hate parking
I like Madison
I am apathetic about cheese curds
I made a pie chart.