The good thing is, unlike the first time I had COVID, this time I am more recently (2-3 months ago) boostered!
Fuckin' hell I just tested positive for COVID. (This is 100% my husband's fault, therefore it's 100% the fault of the asswipes he works with who come to work with Ebola and shit.) The test IS long expired but apparently that makes it even worse, LOL.
Seriously, don't hold this CBS jagoff against Leinie's. Bring a case of this to the holiday party. It's good shit.
I didn't even know who this Bari Weiss cunt was before yesterday, but it is a damn shame she shares a name with this absolutely delicious Wisconsin beer:
JD Vance just announced that "we no longer have to apologize for being white," and I for one am relieved. I have been required to apologize for being white so much that my throat is hoarse. No amount of honey tea or menthol lozenges have helped, so vocally burdened have I been with the eternal apologies that I've been FORCED to issue for my skin color. Thank god Trump has made it okay to be white again, because whites have truly been oppressed for far too long.
Husband brought this home from work, and it is a philosophical quandary in baked-good form. If this is not technically a gingerbread man, what is it?
Oh my god, got the shiny Christmas Sudowoodo AND an adorable pose in the screenshot.
Hey Conservatives, I'll define "woman" for you when y'all can define "white culture" for me.
Please enjoy these Reddit comments that summarize Trump's speech:
I would sooner watch an uncensored video of Roseanne Barr's latest colonoscopy than tune in for Trump's idiot speech tonight.