PugJesusMar 10

Abu Nuwas the Mad Masturbator

https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/1862600/abu-nuwas-the-mad-masturbator

Show threadxxce2AAbMar 10
At least it’s a peaceful and inexpensive hobby.
Show threadPugJesusMar 10

“Masturbation? A man of your talents?”

“It’s a peaceful life.”

Show threadxxce2AAbMar 10

“I could write entire book on masturbatory techniques and their many intricacies, but I’d need my dominant hand for that, and it’s presently occupied.”

“…We’re having a conversation.”

“Oh, I don’t mind me. I don’t find it distracting at all.”

Show threadgibmiserMar 10
That’s too perfect, is it from something? Feels like Dennis from its always sunny
Show threadxxce2AAb
No, my mind just works in mysterious and occasionally unfortunate ways.
Mar 10 at 6:28pmWeb
Show threadInfiniteStruggleMar 11
Scholar and a Gentleman
Show threadxxce2AAb3d ago
Why, thank you. That’s most gracious of you.