PugJesusMar 10

Abu Nuwas the Mad Masturbator

https://piefed.social/c/historymemes/p/1862600/abu-nuwas-the-mad-masturbator

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At least it’s a peaceful and inexpensive hobby.
Mar 10 at 5:13pmWeb
Show threadPugJesusMar 10

“Masturbation? A man of your talents?”

“It’s a peaceful life.”

Show threadxxce2AAbMar 10

“I could write entire book on masturbatory techniques and their many intricacies, but I’d need my dominant hand for that, and it’s presently occupied.”

“…We’re having a conversation.”

“Oh, I don’t mind me. I don’t find it distracting at all.”

Show threadgibmiserMar 10
That’s too perfect, is it from something? Feels like Dennis from its always sunny
Show threadxxce2AAbMar 10
No, my mind just works in mysterious and occasionally unfortunate ways.
Show threadInfiniteStruggleMar 11
Scholar and a Gentleman
Show threadxxce2AAb3d ago
Why, thank you. That’s most gracious of you.
Show threadP00ptartMar 11
You can masterbate peacefully?!?
Show threadxxce2AAbMar 11
I don’t know how you do it, but personally I rarely engage in bloodsport in the middle of my masturbatory sessions. Mixing business and pleasure is notoriously bad form, old boy.
Show threadP00ptartMar 11
Blood is the most effective lube. It’s 50/50 lube and friction. Let alone the mental aspect.
Show threadxxce2AAb3d ago
I’ve never understood what issue most guys have with menstruation. I presume it to be some sort of irrational inculcated aversion. Personally, I enjoy the consequence-free opportunity to come in my lady of choice. And, usually, so does she.