desastreMar 10
muesli

Laundry actually has three stages:

1. Clean
2. Dirty
3. The Chair

Just a neutral territory where clothes go to think about what they've done.

Mar 10 at 10:58amWeb
Show threadDavid Penfold Mar 10
@fribbledom 🤣
Show threadBeady Belle FanchannelMar 10

@fribbledom Don’t forget:

4. forgot in the washing machine
5. indefinite stay on drying rack / forgot for weeks in the laundry room

Show threadAnkeMar 10
@Profpatsch @fribbledom
There's also a difference between "clean and dry" and "clean and wet or damp"
Show threadCrash PersistsMar 10
@fribbledom The more affluent might upgrade their Chair to a Treadmill, but the premise remains the same.
Show threadBeeCyclingMar 10
@fribbledom We wash our clothes too much anyway. (Well aside from underwear, because I'm not a barbarian.)
Show threadDirkMar 10

@fribbledom "can laundry be both clean and chair?"

-Schrödinger, probably

Show threadSilk_Flame (she/her) 😷Mar 10
@inanedirk @fribbledom clean and chair, yes. Clean and floor, no. (I have a childhood related aversion to sniffing laundry to check if it's clean, so if it's on the floor it is automatically demoted to dirty).
Show threadPasswordsarehard4Mar 10
@silk_flame @inanedirk @fribbledom it wasn’t chocolate, was it?
Show threadSilk_Flame (she/her) 😷Mar 11
@passwordsarehard4 @inanedirk @fribbledom LOL ewwwwwwwww! Thankfully I never did that one!
Show threadAnkeMar 10
@inanedirk @fribbledom Last week I got a clean T-shirt from the dresser, but before putting it on decided to wear something else, and put the T-shirt on the Chair, so it should
Show threadEd DaviesMar 10

@fribbledom Isn't it 1, 3, 2? The Chair is for clothes which aren't clean any more but aren't yet dirty.

I assume you've already seen it, but just in case: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H175G8NH2Cg

A chair built for your half-dirty clothes

YouTube