BenI am going to simply refuse to acknowledge Peter Hedgesith exists because I fell down a rabbit hole reading about his white nationalist tattoos and got extremely cross about the fact he gels his hair for some reason (that probably has more to do with me than him tbh), but I just don't need any more toxicity in my life and he is clearly a black hole of it. One day he, along with everything, will return to stardust. Stupid racist stardust. Floating through the cosmos hating other bits of dust because they're not its friend. I ONLY LIKE DUST FROM THE GAMMA QUADRANT NONE OF YOUR WEIRD DELTA QUADRANT DUST THAT I AM OPPOSED TO. Dickhead.
David Cohen@TheBreadmonkey It is not hair gel. He drinks so much his scalp exudes alcohol straight into his hair. One stray spark and he’ll look like Disney’s Hades.
bimmer@davidbcohen @TheBreadmonkey in my headcanon it's applied under the resolute desk