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I am going to simply refuse to acknowledge Peter Hedgesith exists because I fell down a rabbit hole reading about his white nationalist tattoos and got extremely cross about the fact he gels his hair for some reason (that probably has more to do with me than him tbh), but I just don't need any more toxicity in my life and he is clearly a black hole of it. One day he, along with everything, will return to stardust. Stupid racist stardust. Floating through the cosmos hating other bits of dust because they're not its friend. I ONLY LIKE DUST FROM THE GAMMA QUADRANT NONE OF YOUR WEIRD DELTA QUADRANT DUST THAT I AM OPPOSED TO. Dickhead.
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Show threadJohn - 🎞️ Film Nerd 🎞️Mar 10

@TheBreadmonkey I mean, he's a scary bloke for what I can see is one simple reason.

Fox News Host ⏩ Secretary of Defence, sorry, War.

Qualifications? Experience? Hello?

Show threadelhadjimuradMar 10

@TheBreadmonkey "Hedgesith" hahaha. I will be stealing that. Feel free to call Farage "Fap-rage" which is my riff on his name...

Listening to Hedge-sith speak very much makes me think of when you're working somewhere and they've brought in "consultants" to "help with current challenges" and the consultants produce a 470 page powerpoint and talk about leveraging synergies and optimising alignment and you can tell they have no fucking clue what they are on about but everyone thinks they're great and then they leave having either done nothing or fucked everything up worse than it was and their bill is so huge 140 people have to be made redundant and to teach them a lesson for shit leadership, the "C Suite" get an extra 20% on top of their usual 100% bonuses instead of 30%.

Show threadamaliaMar 10
@ElHadjiMurad @TheBreadmonkey 👍
Show threadFrans Super 🇺🇦🇵🇸🍋 FKNZS🔻Mar 10
@ElHadjiMurad @TheBreadmonkey
That image of consultants is correct; until 20 years ago I was one of them and apparently nothing has changed since then.
Show threadTim BMar 10
@TheBreadmonkey
Hogsick, that's what I call 'im, coz he's a sick little piggy.
Show threadJoão Tiago Rebelo (NAFO J-121)Mar 10
@TheBreadmonkey "Hedgesith" is a new one, I use "Peter Kegsbreath".
As for the top racist politician in my country (Portugal), André Ventura, we call him "André Ventruja" (a mix of his surname and "intruja", Portuguese for "professional deceiver/that earns its living through constant lying").
Show threadrooktallonMar 10
@FreakyFwoof @TheBreadmonkey QUestion: How do you know he gels his hair?
Show threadDavid CohenMar 10
@TheBreadmonkey It is not hair gel. He drinks so much his scalp exudes alcohol straight into his hair. One stray spark and he’ll look like Disney’s Hades.
Show threadbimmerMar 10
@davidbcohen @TheBreadmonkey in my headcanon it's applied under the resolute desk
Show threadMark HammerMar 10

@TheBreadmonkey

https://newrepublic.com/post/207555/pete-hegseth-billions-dollars-fruit-basket-stands-chairs-crab

Pete Hegseth Blew Billions on Fruit Basket Stands, Chairs, and Crab

The Defense Department went on a $93 billion spending spree in 2025.

The New Republic
Show threadBob ThomsonMar 10
@TheBreadmonkey what always gets me is that GOP politicians always look like they are still living in the 80s - perhaps they see that as their golden years, where all that matter was greed and buying shit.
Show threadMortenMar 10
@TheBreadmonkey Hegseth apologists: those are Christian tattoos, not nazi.
Hegseth at press conferences: God I love killing people. We need to get rid of rules of engagement so no one can accuse me of war crimes.
Show threadSpiritMar 10
@TheBreadmonkey did you read about the throwing axe incident?
Show threadHelidonkeyMar 10
@TheBreadmonkey To be fair, the Delta quadrant did have some very naughty beings in it, the Borg for one. Or is that many.