Parade du Grotesque 💀Mar 7

Fediverse! I need your collective mind!

I am going to Munich 🇩🇪 for business -- what are some good things to visit, restaurants and bars, especially for someone who is trying to slowly transition to a vegetarian diet?

Do your magic, collective mind, make it so!

Also: expect pictures from Munchen. Lots and lots and lots of pictures from Munchen.

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Things got serious.
Mar 10 at 6:08amWeb
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 10
I mean really serious.
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 10

Can you feel the German 'absolute ernsthaftigkeit' in this one too? 😁🍻

(Yes, I used Google translate for this one)

Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 13

Everything is out of control now.

Please send help.

Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 14

Slowly going back to less alcoholic drinks and...

Wait a minute, this is vegan cola? Oh, those wily Germans!

Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 14
Let me tell you, business trips are tough. Really tough.
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 14

Hello, my name is Parade du Grotesque and ... (strangled sob) I am an addict.

(Seriously, though, Lidl better have that in stock next time I go there, or I am going to be seriously upset)

Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 16

It was snowing in Munich tonight. Kind of a mix between rain and snow, really.

I understand better now why Bavarians eat such hearty fare.

Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀5d ago

Be still my beating geek heart.

(Pinakotheke der Modern, Munich)

(Yes, this is a Grid laptop)

Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀5d ago
And an amazing expo about the American artist and typographer Paula Scher...
Show thread𝙹𝚘𝚎𝚕 𝙲𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚊𝚝 ♑ 🤪Mar 14
@ParadeGrotesque that’s fresh!
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 14

@joel

And delicious!

Show threadØssi™Mar 14
@ParadeGrotesque Das war doch Absicht, @dennix !!!!!!
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 14

@Couchpunk

Thank you for calling me an idiot, I guess?

Unless you are also a Ritter sport peppermint addict, in which case you are welcome.

@dennix

Show threadØssi™Mar 14

@ParadeGrotesque

😂 Nooo, i'm just calling me an idiot. And maybe @dennix .
Who knows, maybe I will end as an addict, too!

Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 14

@Couchpunk

Did you buy that Ritter sport?

Because if you did, you will end up addicted. That's guaranteed. 😋 🍫

@dennix

Show threadØssi™Mar 14
@ParadeGrotesque I did. 😅
Show threadDennixMar 14

@Couchpunk @ParadeGrotesque Yeah, me too. I didn't want to start a dispute if ritter sport peppermint is good. I didn't know such a thing exists before I read your posts. Sorry guys

//edit fixed typo

Show threadØssi™Mar 14
@dennix @ParadeGrotesque
Everything is fine. Your the bad guy now! 😎
Show threadØssi™Mar 14
@ParadeGrotesque Haha, great thread! 😂 👍
Show threadUilebheistMar 14
@ParadeGrotesque How can you possibly cope with that?
(I hope the cake (and the beers) are on business expenses...)
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 14

@Uilebheist

Of course.

Show thread7heoMar 14

@ParadeGrotesque

That is fritzkola. There's also fritz mate. Or, alternatively, there's mio mio mate and mio mio cola. I also recommend mio mio mate ingwer. But not banana. Some like it, but I can't personally recommend it.

And you haven't tried anything until you try spezi. 😅

Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 14

@7heo

Spezi is way too German for me, I am afraid.

Show thread7heoMar 14

@ParadeGrotesque

Eh, it's just fanta with extra steps. 🫣

Show threadfedops 💙💛Mar 14
@ParadeGrotesque Hofbräuhaus?
Show threadrené-marcMar 13
@ParadeGrotesque "someone who is trying to slowly transition to a vegetarian diet"
Hahahahahahaha !
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 13

@renemarc

The meat was not for me.

For some reason, I think it's important to insert that information here. 😁

Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 13

@renemarc

The meat was not for me.

For some reason, I think it's important to insert that information here. 😁

Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 13

@renemarc

The meat was not for me.

For some reason, I think it's important to insert that information here. 😁

Show threadfedops 💙💛Mar 13
@renemarc 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 @ParadeGrotesque
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@ParadeGrotesque ​​​
Show threadTim ChaseMar 13

@ParadeGrotesque

the phone is face-down on the table, so you're off to a good start. But if you need help, you can toss it into a different room 😛

Show threaddick_turpin  Mar 13
@ParadeGrotesque There's been a stabbing!
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 13

@dick_turpin

EXACTLY

Show threadjackMar 13

@ParadeGrotesque YOU'RE IN MUNICH NOW OR WHAT? RIGHT *NOW*?!

You should definitely go to #Maxvorstadt (very close to center)! Here are some places to try:

https://www.alter-simpl.de

https://atzinger-restaurant.de

https://tuerkenhof-muenchen.com

✓ Wirtshaus Alter Simpl München >> Bestes bayrisches Essen | gemütliche Terrasse

Das Wirtshaus Alter Simpl in der Maxvorstadt ist für seine bayerische Küche, dem gemütlichen Terrasse & einzigartiges Bier bekannt

Alter Simpl
Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 13

@jack

IN. MUNICH. RIGHT. NOW. 😉

Thanks for the recommendations, will definitely try.

Show thread7heoMar 13

@ParadeGrotesque

That black background is some scary void.

I knew München was scary, but not to that extent... 😅

Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 13

@7heo

That's probably my colleague's shirt as a background! 😂

(He was the one who ordered the pork)

Show threadfedops 💙💛Mar 13
@ParadeGrotesque looks perfectly ok to me. Need another beer for sure.
Show thread🐦‍🔥nemo™🐦‍⬛ 🇺🇦🍉Mar 10
@ParadeGrotesque 🤣
Show threadTyrone SlothropMar 10

@ParadeGrotesque Glad to see things proceeding apace.

Enjoy!

Show threadLaPetitePollakMar 10
@ParadeGrotesque ja 😄
Show threadfedops 💙💛Mar 10
@ParadeGrotesque looks like a really tough work trip. 😄 Prost!🍻
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@fedops

You have no idea how tough it is... 😉

Show threadFitheachMar 11

@ParadeGrotesque
Sorry, had to be done. 😃

@fedops

Show threadParade du Grotesque 💀Mar 10

@fedops

You have no idea how tough it is... 😉

Show threadKevin Karhan Mar 10
@ParadeGrotesque don't forget the #Leberkäsebrötchen!
Show threadHeliographMar 10
@ParadeGrotesque I only saw this picture before I scrolled up your thread but I already knew you're in #München 😅 #Augustiner
Show thread🐦‍🔥nemo™🐦‍⬛ 🇺🇦🍉Mar 10
@ParadeGrotesque Lawd, apple strudel with vanilla sauce 😋 bon appétit! And an Augustiner – classic! 🍻
Show threadkbyMar 10
@ParadeGrotesque You need to drink some proper-*proper* beer. You know, nice wheaty, top-heavy Weißbier. Try a Freisinger Huber-Weißes, Freising isn’t that far from München...^^ My favourite Weißbier is Unertl, but you might not be able to find it fresh in the big city. If you are okay with not-so-regional-but-still-kinda-regional, I can recommend picking up two or seven bottles of Unertl.