Fediverse! I need your collective mind!

I am going to Munich ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช for business -- what are some good things to visit, restaurants and bars, especially for someone who is trying to slowly transition to a vegetarian diet?

Do your magic, collective mind, make it so!

Also: expect pictures from Munchen. Lots and lots and lots of pictures from Munchen.

Things got serious.
I mean really serious.

Can you feel the German 'absolute ernsthaftigkeit' in this one too? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿป

(Yes, I used Google translate for this one)

Everything is out of control now.

Please send help.

Slowly going back to less alcoholic drinks and...

Wait a minute, this is vegan cola? Oh, those wily Germans!

Let me tell you, business trips are tough. Really tough.

Hello, my name is Parade du Grotesque and ... (strangled sob) I am an addict.

(Seriously, though, Lidl better have that in stock next time I go there, or I am going to be seriously upset)

It was snowing in Munich tonight. Kind of a mix between rain and snow, really.

I understand better now why Bavarians eat such hearty fare.

Be still my beating geek heart.

(Pinakotheke der Modern, Munich)

(Yes, this is a Grid laptop)

And an amazing expo about the American artist and typographer Paula Scher...
@ParadeGrotesque Das war doch Absicht, @dennix !!!!!!

@Couchpunk

Thank you for calling me an idiot, I guess?

Unless you are also a Ritter sport peppermint addict, in which case you are welcome.

@dennix

@ParadeGrotesque

๐Ÿ˜‚ Nooo, i'm just calling me an idiot. And maybe @dennix .
Who knows, maybe I will end as an addict, too!

@Couchpunk

Did you buy that Ritter sport?

Because if you did, you will end up addicted. That's guaranteed. ๐Ÿ˜‹ ๐Ÿซ

@dennix

@Couchpunk @ParadeGrotesque Yeah, me too. I didn't want to start a dispute if ritter sport peppermint is good. I didn't know such a thing exists before I read your posts. Sorry guys

//edit fixed typo

@dennix @ParadeGrotesque
Everything is fine. Your the bad guy now! ๐Ÿ˜Ž
@ParadeGrotesque Haha, great thread! ๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ‘
@ParadeGrotesque How can you possibly cope with that?
(I hope the cake (and the beers) are on business expenses...)

@ParadeGrotesque

That is fritzkola. There's also fritz mate. Or, alternatively, there's mio mio mate and mio mio cola. I also recommend mio mio mate ingwer. But not banana. Some like it, but I can't personally recommend it.

And you haven't tried anything until you try spezi. ๐Ÿ˜…

@7heo

Spezi is way too German for me, I am afraid.

@ParadeGrotesque

Eh, it's just fanta with extra steps. ๐Ÿซฃ

@ParadeGrotesque "someone who is trying to slowly transition to a vegetarian diet"
Hahahahahahaha !

@renemarc

The meat was not for me.

For some reason, I think it's important to insert that information here. ๐Ÿ˜

@renemarc

The meat was not for me.

For some reason, I think it's important to insert that information here. ๐Ÿ˜

@renemarc

The meat was not for me.

For some reason, I think it's important to insert that information here. ๐Ÿ˜

@renemarc ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ @ParadeGrotesque

@ParadeGrotesque

the phone is face-down on the table, so you're off to a good start. But if you need help, you can toss it into a different room ๐Ÿ˜›

@ParadeGrotesque YOU'RE IN MUNICH NOW OR WHAT? RIGHT *NOW*?!

You should definitely go to #Maxvorstadt (very close to center)! Here are some places to try:

https://www.alter-simpl.de

https://atzinger-restaurant.de

https://tuerkenhof-muenchen.com

โœ“ Wirtshaus Alter Simpl Mรผnchen >> Bestes bayrisches Essen | gemรผtliche Terrasse

Das Wirtshaus Alter Simpl in der Maxvorstadt ist fรผr seine bayerische Kรผche, dem gemรผtlichen Terrasse & einzigartiges Bier bekannt

Alter Simpl

@jack

IN. MUNICH. RIGHT. NOW. ๐Ÿ˜‰

Thanks for the recommendations, will definitely try.

@ParadeGrotesque

That black background is some scary void.

I knew Mรผnchen was scary, but not to that extent... ๐Ÿ˜…

@7heo

That's probably my colleague's shirt as a background! ๐Ÿ˜‚

(He was the one who ordered the pork)

@ParadeGrotesque looks perfectly ok to me. Need another beer for sure.

@ParadeGrotesque Glad to see things proceeding apace.

Enjoy!

@ParadeGrotesque looks like a really tough work trip. ๐Ÿ˜„ Prost!๐Ÿป

@fedops

You have no idea how tough it is... ๐Ÿ˜‰

@ParadeGrotesque
Sorry, had to be done. ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

@fedops

@fedops

You have no idea how tough it is... ๐Ÿ˜‰

@ParadeGrotesque I only saw this picture before I scrolled up your thread but I already knew you're in #Mรผnchen ๐Ÿ˜… #Augustiner
@ParadeGrotesque Lawd, apple strudel with vanilla sauce ๐Ÿ˜‹ bon appรฉtit! And an Augustiner โ€“ classic! ๐Ÿป