GreenDustMar 10

My glasses

https://lemmings.world/post/42490992

Show threadits_kim_loveMar 10
They obviously don’t wear glasses.
Show threadSiethron
That’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.
Mar 10 at 12:56amWeb
Show threadits_kim_loveMar 10
It took me a while to get the joke. I was just like, yeah that’s probably close to her prescription.
Show threadT00l_shedMar 10
He should have had his scribe write the joke
Show threadassassinatedbyCIAMar 10
Ophthalmologist
Show threadpsycho_driverMar 10
I’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.
Show threadassassinatedbyCIAMar 10
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.
Show threadtryagainMar 10
I think you’ll find he’s a cancer specialist, actually.
Show threadByteJunkMar 10
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of fields is very interesting for birds.
Show threadTehhundMar 11
No, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.
Show threadRivalarrivalMar 11

That’s an occultist.

An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.

Show threadTehhundMar 11
You’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.
Show threadBeardedGingerWonderMar 15
You’re thinking of an osteopath, an opthalmologist fixes people’s teeth.
Show threadJännätMar 10
Gesundheit
Show threadohulancutashMar 10
No such thing
Show threadRakonatMar 11
Knock knock, Hi. That’s internet famous to you, sir!