GreenDustMar 10

My glasses

https://lemmings.world/post/42490992

Show threadits_kim_loveMar 10
They obviously don’t wear glasses.
Show threadSiethronMar 10
That’s also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.
Show threadassassinatedbyCIAMar 10
Ophthalmologist
Show threadpsycho_driverMar 10
I’m not sure what he can find to be optimistic about in this economy.
Show threadassassinatedbyCIAMar 10
I think you’ve confused his job. The study of birds is a very interesting field of study.
Show threadTehhundMar 11
No, you’re thinking of an ornithologist. An opthalmologist is someone who practices dark arts.
Show threadRivalarrivalMar 11

That’s an occultist.

An opthalmologist is an appointed official who investigates complaints by taxpayers against government departments.

Show threadTehhund
You’re thinking of an ombudsman. An ophthalmologist is a grappling submission that uses your legs and hips to hyperextend an opponent’s shoulder joint.
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Show threadBeardedGingerWonderMar 15
You’re thinking of an osteopath, an opthalmologist fixes people’s teeth.