Emily Velasco
TV producer: "I want to produce a fun feature highlighting some dangerous and unsavory aspects of your institution. What do you think?"
Mar 9 at 7:17pmWeb
Show thread.vad//hakara🧭Mar 9
@MLE_online "This is the crawlspace. It is full of spiders."
Show threadEmily VelascoMar 9
@vadhakara That is more or less one of the things they wanted to see
Show thread.vad//hakara🧭Mar 9
@MLE_online Wow, seems like the bar might not be very high. you could also hit them with the vending machine that occasionally does not return your change.
Show threadEmily VelascoMar 9
@vadhakara that's not dangerous or unsavory!
Show threadChipMar 9
@MLE_online “I think that sounds like you’re full of shit, Bob.”
Show threadsmells of bikesMar 9
@MLE_online lock them in the steam tunnels overnight
Show threaddr_aMar 9
@MLE_online dorm hygiene?
Show threadTom AndersonMar 9
@MLE_online grease trap in the largest kitchen should do it. Bonus points for following the truck that picks it up! Sadly we have no smellovision to give the full impact.