TV producer: "I want to produce a fun feature highlighting some dangerous and unsavory aspects of your institution. What do you think?"
@MLE_online "This is the crawlspace. It is full of spiders."
@vadhakara That is more or less one of the things they wanted to see
@MLE_online Wow, seems like the bar might not be very high. you could also hit them with the vending machine that occasionally does not return your change.
@vadhakara that's not dangerous or unsavory!